[Stingray51]

"Never apologize, son. It's a sign of weakness."

John Wayne to junior officer in The Horse Soldiers.

[Tennessee_Bob]

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

~ Humphrey Bogart

[NativeNewYorker]

There are certain sections of New York that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade.

--Richard Blaine

aka Rick, from Casablanca.

[Mr. Buzzcut]

Two cornball Patrick Swayze quotes from a couple cheeseball classics. From "Roadhouse": "Pain don't hurt."

"Point Break": "It's not tragic dying doing what you love" and "Back off, Warchild, seriously!"

[RikaStrom]

Excuse me, but if you're G-d, why do you need my spaceship?

Captain Kirk, Star Trek V (I think)

[madison46]

"You go pull them pistols or whistle dixie?" Clint Eastwood in Outlaw Josey Wales.

"Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it." Duvall in Lonesome Dove

Almost anything from Lonesome Dove is good...

[Cornjonny]

"Soylent Green is made with people!! Peeople!!"

Charlton Heston from "Soylent Green"

[QuestionBureaucracy]

"You think its so small, my world? You think it defines me?"

the pickle guy in Crossing Delancy

[SunStar]

Bruce Willis in Die Hard
"Yippie Kayay, mother f*cker!"

[Seruzawa]

"But, doctor, how will you use your new power of invisibility?"

"To dominate and terrify."

The Invisible Man, 1935.

[Cornjonny]

"This is the worst looking hat I ever saw. I'll bet if you wear a hat like that you get a free bowl of soup" After noticing that Ted Knight is wearing the same hat he says "Looks good on you though" *rolling his eyes*

Rodney Dangerfield from "Caddyshack".

[grumpster-dumpster]

"Morons, morons! I've got morons on my team!" -Strother Martin to Paul Newman and Robert Redford in Butch Cassidy...

[antidisestablishment]

You can call me father; you can call me Jacob; you can call me Jake; you can call me a dirty son-of-a-bitch; but, if you ever call me 'daddy' again, I'll finish this fight

John Wayne, Big Jake

[Greenpointer]

"Leave the gun. Take the cannollis."

[speedy]

"Remind me to kill you later;" Moe Howard to Curly Howard, who invariably replies "I'll make a note of that."

[Chi-townChief]

"And what did the Swiss give us after 500 years of peace and properity? The cuckoo clock!

Orson Welles - "The Third Man"

[Wolfie]

"Noise, noise, noise...smokin' weed, smokin' weed, doin' coke, drinkin' beer. My good man its time to kick back, drink some beer and smoke some weed!"
- Jason Mewes, Clerks

[Cornjonny]

"Was it over after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor??!!"

John Belushi- "Animal House"

[opinionator]

"Dude, where's my car?"

[denydenydeny]

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