[Stingray51]

"Never apologize, son. It's a sign of weakness."

John Wayne to junior officer in The Horse Soldiers.

[governsleastgovernsbest]

"There will be no money. But when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.
"So I have that going for me.
"Which is nice."

Bill Murray - Caddyshack

[verity]

My personal favorite.

[CaptRon]

Actually, it's from "She Wore a Yellow Ribbon". He might also have said it in "The Horse Soldiers" but I think it was orignial in SWAYR.

[Exeter]

Good quote, but wrong movie. It's actually from She Wore a Yellow Ribbon.

"It's a hell of a thing killing a man. You take away all he's got, all he's ever gonna have." Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven

[Jim Pelosi]

"Where all the white women at?" Blazing Saddles "That's a $400 hand cart!" Blazing Saddles "I see your schwartz is as big as mine" Space Balls The complete movies of SpaceBalls and Blazing Saddles are timeless classics.

[agave]

Right guy, wrong movie: John Wayne as U.S. Cavalry Capt. Nathan Brittles in "She Wore A Yellow Ribbon (1948)

[mystery-ak]

The Never Apologize line is from *She Wore A Yellow Ribbon*.

[Clemenza]

Leave the Gun, Take the Cannoli

--- Yours Truly in The Godfather

[ihatemyalarmclock]

"Son, let me tell you something. You can have a dog for a friend. You can have whiskey for a friend. But if you try to have a woman for a friend, you're gonna wind up drunk and kissing your dog."

Eddie Albert to Gary Busey in "Foolin' Around."

The only worthwhile line in that cheesy movie.

That being said, I could look at Annette O'Toole all day and all night.