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What will Osama Bin Laden's last words be?
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Posted on 12/12/2001 1:54:32 AM PST by dennisw

I say they will be "Allah Akbar" as he goes down fighting. Maybe on horse back since he walks with a stick.

I think the guy is sick and wasted these days. Cave living ain't all it's cracked up to be. His vigorous days are long over, he has a death wish and wants to take some of us with him.


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To: dennisw
doh..!
41 posted on 12/12/2001 3:19:00 AM PST by glasseye
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To: dennisw
Ahhhhhh Sh$t!...
42 posted on 12/12/2001 3:22:18 AM PST by mystery-ak
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To: dennisw
or....Omar made me do it!
43 posted on 12/12/2001 3:23:26 AM PST by mystery-ak
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To: dennisw
With any luck just screams of pain.
44 posted on 12/12/2001 3:27:54 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: dennisw
Uncle!!!...(Sam)
46 posted on 12/12/2001 3:32:45 AM PST by World'sGoneInsane
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To: dennisw; asneditor; Lazamataz; Republican Wildcat; f.Christian; abner
"Is this Al-Qaïda Country? (applause)..... And although we all do what needs to be done for the next 2 to 12 weeks, and we elect Omar as our Mullah, and you re-elect (pauses to catch his breath) old Osama in the Tora Bora, we're going to . . . the most enna ulla letta lubba sunnove eva...."
47 posted on 12/12/2001 3:46:07 AM PST by VA Advogado
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To: dennisw
What will Osama Bin Laden's last words be?

Osama Bin Laden: "Everyone does it. It will cut Medicare. It's the economy, stupid. We should all just take a deep breath. There is no controlling legal authority. I don't recall. Republicans are being partisan. It's my private life. Anyways, the stock market is doing well. It's a risky tax scheme. We should just put this past us. It will blow a hole in the budget. Ken Starr is an out-of-control prosecutor. I was on hold for nine minutes; I never talked to anyone. America is too sophisticated for that. We have forgiven him. This is the ninties, anyways. You are being mean-spirited. Republicans do it too! It's all part of a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. I lied to my diary. Four years and Forty Million Dollars! I don't have a specific recollection. We're going to WAR, Larry! WAR! There is no credible evidence of any illegal activity by any covered person. Can't we just move on? He was traumatized as a child. But that's not what's important here. There are Islam Haters who will stop at nothing. There's no evidence of that. You're just overreacting. Maybe the Secret Service Log was wrong and I wasn't really at the White House the whole time. So what? It's the Dow Jones, not Paula Jones. It’s all about SEX, SEX, SEX! I can think of worse things. I mean, look at the "economy". You don't want to mess with that do you? Senator, there is no one who would have rather found that note than me. Give me a break, guys. It’s for the CHILDREN. I have run the most ethical administration in our nations history."

48 posted on 12/12/2001 3:46:09 AM PST by Lazamataz
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To: dennisw
My guess would be "Oh sh*t" as he looks out from his cave entrance and sees a fuel-air bomb about 15 feet from hitting the ground.
49 posted on 12/12/2001 3:58:16 AM PST by KSCITYBOY
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To: dennisw
I hope he survives the war so we can shave him head to toe, dress him up in an orange jumper, and let him rot in a solitary confinement hole until he dies a ripe old age. Pipe the Lifetime Channel into his cell 24/7, prop his eyelids open, and let him die watching a rerun of the Golden Girls that he's seen 38 times.
50 posted on 12/12/2001 3:59:06 AM PST by kezekiel
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To: ASA Vet
If we handle it right he whouldn't say anything at all.

Agree. He's probably not going to see his death coming.

51 posted on 12/12/2001 4:03:25 AM PST by Steve0113
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To: dennisw
"Will Geraldo get to look in my vault?"
52 posted on 12/12/2001 4:11:10 AM PST by blackdog
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To: dennisw
The real question is not WHAT OBL's last words will be, but WHEN.

I say the sooner the better.

53 posted on 12/12/2001 4:11:49 AM PST by Michael_S
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To: Lazamataz
Terrific, Laz! Eight years summarized in one paragraph.
54 posted on 12/12/2001 4:40:37 AM PST by Ben Hecks
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To: kezekiel
and let him die watching a rerun of the Golden Girls that he's seen 38 times

That's downright inhumane.

Heck, I figured you give him a shave, and he'd make a mighty fine girlfriend for the inmates on Rikers Island. His last words each and every night for the rest of his life could be a reenactment of Ned Beatty's part in Deliverance.

55 posted on 12/12/2001 4:44:14 AM PST by Fredgoblu
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To: dennisw
Do you hear a plane?
56 posted on 12/12/2001 4:47:45 AM PST by wasp69
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To: dennisw
A camel, a camel; my kingdom for a camel?
57 posted on 12/12/2001 4:50:13 AM PST by one2many
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To: Lazamataz
RE: post #48--ROTFLOL, LAZ!!!!
58 posted on 12/12/2001 4:53:16 AM PST by RooRoobird14
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To: Jaxter
he looks about as comfortable with an AK-47 as Mike Dukakis did in a tank.
Ain't it the Truth !! !!
59 posted on 12/12/2001 4:54:50 AM PST by Alabama_Wild_Man
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