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What will Osama Bin Laden's last words be?
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Posted on 12/12/2001 1:54:32 AM PST by dennisw

I say they will be "Allah Akbar" as he goes down fighting. Maybe on horse back since he walks with a stick.

I think the guy is sick and wasted these days. Cave living ain't all it's cracked up to be. His vigorous days are long over, he has a death wish and wants to take some of us with him.


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1 posted on 12/12/2001 1:54:32 AM PST by dennisw
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Ah, he doesn't believe that Allah Apcray stuff -- his last words will be a protracted, girlish scream.
2 posted on 12/12/2001 2:02:35 AM PST by wienerdog.com
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I agree. I think this guy is a coward and doesn't have clue how to fight. In the stock footage they show of him, he looks about as comfortable with an AK-47 as Mike Dukakis did in a tank.
3 posted on 12/12/2001 2:06:25 AM PST by Jaxter
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What will Osama Bin Laden's last words be?

"Don't Shoo.."

4 posted on 12/12/2001 2:07:18 AM PST by mdittmar
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To: dennisw
What daisy-cutter??
5 posted on 12/12/2001 2:07:20 AM PST by Colosis
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"Where's all that water coming from??"

No... that's the captain of the titanic.

6 posted on 12/12/2001 2:09:48 AM PST by Colosis
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To: dennisw
More like "Allah where art thou!!!".
7 posted on 12/12/2001 2:09:53 AM PST by DB
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To: dennisw
I voted for Gore
8 posted on 12/12/2001 2:12:22 AM PST by 20yearvet
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To: dennisw
That Tombstone pizza tv commercial comes to mind.
9 posted on 12/12/2001 2:13:19 AM PST by BrooklynGOP
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To his top man,"Shut up!!! After four bottles of Mad Dog you thought it was a great idea too."
10 posted on 12/12/2001 2:13:53 AM PST by eyebeme
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"...I say they will be "Allah Akbar" as he goes down fighting..."

I'll bet you're right.

With a minor asterisk...

I'm guessing that a transcript would record his last words as: "Allah Akb.....", with the "....." portion of the quote signifying audible projectile impacts and squishy, non-speech sounds coming out of what was once his mouth.

'Three Round Burst' discipline is going to temporarily break down. Magazines will be emptied en masse, and some gun barrels will need replacement.

And some poor horse will find itself under the wrong rider at a very bad time...

11 posted on 12/12/2001 2:14:36 AM PST by DWSUWF
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Sh*t! I should've had a V-8 (Before I die like the low down dirt bag, that I am.)
12 posted on 12/12/2001 2:15:17 AM PST by jerod
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"Yeeow!!! My butt is burning!!!"

Don't Let the Kids Immanentize the Eschaton...

13 posted on 12/12/2001 2:18:44 AM PST by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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OR...er...THIS
14 posted on 12/12/2001 2:21:35 AM PST by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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HA! Those idiotic Americans can't get me - I am the great Osama Bin OH SHI...!!!!
15 posted on 12/12/2001 2:22:06 AM PST by Clintons Are White Trash
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Holy sh*t it's Christmas?
16 posted on 12/12/2001 2:22:48 AM PST by Joe Boucher
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If we handle it right he whouldn't say anything at all.
An expanding nuclear fireball doesn't give one time to even know they don't exist anymore.
17 posted on 12/12/2001 2:30:12 AM PST by ASA Vet
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I don't know about his last words in this life, but his first words in the next will be, "OOPS, I guess I didn't get to paradise."
18 posted on 12/12/2001 2:30:31 AM PST by john316
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Who Cares what Osama's last words are? I certainly don't!
19 posted on 12/12/2001 2:32:33 AM PST by gatorgriz
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BOOM!!!

Usama feels around in the dark for his cellphone.

fastdialing

WAIT!!! I'll give you clinton!!!

BOOM!!!

shucking

BOOM!!!

NO!!!

jiving

REALLY!!!! LISTE....

dead phone

BUBBA FUQHBAR!!!!

bang

20 posted on 12/12/2001 2:32:47 AM PST by NixNatAVanG InDaBurgh
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