[kezekiel]

I hope he survives the war so we can shave him head to toe, dress him up in an orange jumper, and let him rot in a solitary confinement hole until he dies a ripe old age. Pipe the Lifetime Channel into his cell 24/7, prop his eyelids open, and let him die watching a rerun of the Golden Girls that he's seen 38 times.

[Fredgoblu]

and let him die watching a rerun of the Golden Girls that he's seen 38 times

That's downright inhumane.

Heck, I figured you give him a shave, and he'd make a mighty fine girlfriend for the inmates on Rikers Island. His last words each and every night for the rest of his life could be a reenactment of Ned Beatty's part in Deliverance.