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What will Osama Bin Laden's last words be?
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Posted on 12/12/2001 1:54:32 AM PST by dennisw
I say they will be "Allah Akbar" as he goes down fighting. Maybe on horse back since he walks with a stick.
I think the guy is sick and wasted these days. Cave living ain't all it's cracked up to be. His vigorous days are long over, he has a death wish and wants to take some of us with him.
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To: NixNatAVanG InDaBurgh
I have no idea what his last words on Earth will be but I'll bet that his first words upon reaching the afterlife will be, "This is not at all what I expected."
To: Non-Sequitur
I have no idea what his last words on Earth will be but I'll bet that his first words upon reaching the afterlife will be, "This is not at all what I expected."
Welcome Osama.
Your 72 virgins are geting all "warmed up" for you.
Hahahhahaha
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posted on
12/12/2001 2:40:25 AM PST
by
dennisw
To: NixNatAVanG InDaBurgh
One of the 72 virgins that await him?
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posted on
12/12/2001 2:43:34 AM PST
by
dennisw
To: Jaxter
I'd just like to go on record as saying Osama is a fag. Thank you.
To: dennisw
"Fed Ex, wait I'm not expecting any packages, Muhammed open the door...."
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posted on
12/12/2001 2:45:39 AM PST
by
Kozak
To: dennisw
"What will Osama Bin Laden's last words be?""What the.........??"
To: dennisw
"What will Osama Bin Laden's last words be?""Allah-Allah-outs-in-free???"
To: dennisw
....Bushwhacked!
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posted on
12/12/2001 2:48:09 AM PST
by
Stopspin
To: dennisw
"All in all, I'd rather be in Peoria."
To: wienerdog.com
I don't know about his
last words, but his
first words will be something like,
"Ah, yes. That is why they're still virgins. It wasn't supposed to be like this. Did I go to the wrong place?
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posted on
12/12/2001 2:50:31 AM PST
by
Jemian
To: dennisw
what will ubl's last words be?shaking a finger in the air, he will say, "i did not have sex with that girl m...."
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posted on
12/12/2001 2:53:26 AM PST
by
mlocher
To: dennisw
I want my Mommy!
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posted on
12/12/2001 2:53:29 AM PST
by
Spruce
To: Clintons Are White Trash
Hey, that's pretty good. Nice handle, too.
"Welcome to my kingdom, Osama. Joke's up though. There are no virgins here."
To: dennisw
"Wait! I didn't order a pizza...*BOOM*
To: Puff the Magic Dragon
Bump.
To: dennisw
Taliban fighter: "Oooops"
Osama: "What do you mean oooops? I know what I mean when I say oooops. What do you mean?"
(with apologies to Bill Cosby for the borrowed material)
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posted on
12/12/2001 2:56:57 AM PST
by
Centaur
To: dennisw
He will cry for his mommy as he thinks of Hitler and Hirohito, Noriega and Saddam and all the other louses that dare tread on the coiled rattlesnake called freedom.
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posted on
12/12/2001 3:08:52 AM PST
by
jabonz
To: dennisw
One of the 72 virgins that await him? The sight of those marshmallows probably turns the Bubba on, but I can certainly see why she would still be a virgin. Besides, she's more man than Runsama and way the heck prettier than hillary..
To: dennisw
"What was that?"
To: dennisw
What will Osama Bin Laden's last words be? "A Candygram? For me?"
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posted on
12/12/2001 3:17:17 AM PST
by
Dan Day
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