Posted on 11/19/2001 2:37:22 PM PST by Paul Atreides
On a thread located at Laura Bush Zings Hillary ,I posted how funny it would be if Jeff Foxworthy did a take on his "You might be a redneck" routine, only changed to "You might be a Clinton". It has blossomed into some very funny posts by several Freepers! Check them out and come back and add your own!
You might be a Clinton if: Your only regret from your tenure as President is that you never got to re-enact the "Commendant and the Podeum" scene from Police Academy.
You might be a Clinton if: Your heathcare reform package is more confusing than a painting made by a dozen 4 year olds high on pixie sticks!
...If they couldn't find Washington D.C.....on a map of Washington D.C. ....
...If they know more about Homosexual Relations than how to calculate their parent's MPG...
...If they laughed at George Bush when, during the run for the presidency, he 'failed' a question about the name of a Foreign Leader. But, do not know the name of their own governor, or their home state's capitol city....
....If you actually believe that more people are killed each year, by the use of Firearms than by Licensed Doctors....
Then you are far toooooo close to the Bloodline to NOT be a Klinton....
If you are required to have a 1-800 number for Father's Day, you might be a Clinton.
If the free clinics write on a teen girl's chart "typical case of the Clinton", you might be a Clinton.
If you get a 200 dollar haircut and still look like you have navel lint glued to your head, you might be a Clinton.
If you share self-pleasure techniques with Jocelyn Elders, you might be a Clinton.
If you feel inadequate while standing next to Janet Reno at the urinals, you might be a Clinton.
If you steal food from rescue workers at ground zero, you are a clinton.
If you sell tainted prison blood to Canada, you are a clinton.
If you are unable to walk with Web Hubbell's daughter without holding her hand, you are a clinton.
If a two letter word confuses you, you are a clinton.
If you married someone you think is the smartest woman in the world, and she is dumber than dirt, you are definitely a clinton. (This could apply to either one of the HillBillies)
LMAO bump!
Speakin' of his LIEberry:
Clinton Liebrary
( http://clintonliebrary.com/indexframes.htm )
Call this the Liebrary BUMP! !
If you blame the Republicans for shutting down the government even when it's your own fault for not signing the budget or an emergency spending bill, then you are a clintoon.
If you hire interns, giving them 39 hours a week, just to keep from having to pay them benifits, then slam the rest of the country when they follow your example, you are a clinton.
If you promise that you will have the most ethical adminstration in history, then proceed to fill it with every con man, socialist, radical, 60's reject, and reprobate you can find, and wonder why you end up under constant indictment, investigation, and ridicule you are a clinton.
If you show little interest in what goes on inside the WH, but have a curiously strong interest in getting out of it especially late at night for hours at a time with no SS detail, all to meat your girlfriends at the downtown D.C. Marriot Hotel in a WH sedan driven by your buddy Bruce Lindsey, then you are a clinton.
MTC, and that's the MHT.
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