[catpuppy]

You might be a Clinton if the only things lower than your ethics are your morals

[Paul Atreides]

If you have a huge genital wart on your nose, you might be a Clinton.

If you are required to have a 1-800 number for Father's Day, you might be a Clinton.

If the free clinics write on a teen girl's chart "typical case of the Clinton", you might be a Clinton.

If you get a 200 dollar haircut and still look like you have navel lint glued to your head, you might be a Clinton.

If you share self-pleasure techniques with Jocelyn Elders, you might be a Clinton.

If you feel inadequate while standing next to Janet Reno at the urinals, you might be a Clinton.