The 16 Signs Your Cat is Plotting World Domination

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[PetroniDE]

16. Sits on your newspaper in the morning and carefully reads the coded message that Garfield sends out every day.

15. Used to sleep on top of TV, now monitors CNN 24 hours a day.

14. Notably absent from home during surprise feline invasion of Poland.

13. When you enter the room, Snowball and the other members of the Tri-Cateral Commission stop talking and begin playing with yarn.

12. Behind the couch you find a forged passport, plane tickets, and nine suicide bombs.

11. What you thought was "heat" is actually a four-legged goose step.

10. Well, "somebody" subscribed to alt.cats.world.domination.

9. Autopsy of the last mouse left on your doormat reveals "tattoo" to be blueprint of the UN Building.

8. Constantly petting that bald man he keeps on his lap.

7. Kitty Chow spilled on the floor spells out "Drop the car keys and leave the door open or the dog gets it in the head."

6. Then -- dead mice in the kitchen. Now -- dead third world dictators in the basement.

5. Judging from the kitchen, he seems to be working on some kind of "land mine" technology.

4. Fluffy is now sleeping only 21 hours a day, down from 23.

3. Has recently been acting somewhat... aloof.

2. What your cat lacks in charisma and good looks, he makes up for with his ruthless handling of rival software companies.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Cat is Plotting World Domination...

1. Somehow, you're now subscribed to "Feline of Fortune" magazine.

[SAMWolf]

"It is you who are in trouble, little pup!!"

[Alas]

opps, make it 13, i just went into the kitchen and looked on the floor, he as spilled cat food and it does say

"Drop the car keys and leave the door open or the dog gets it in the head."

Never would have figured it, he's always been such a, well, good cat.

[CheneyChick]

[Uriel1975]

The 16 Signs Your Cat is Plotting World Domination

#1. He is a Cat

Mine is named, "Bismark".

[white trash redneck]

What a great pic of your kitten!

[SAMWolf]

That's not my kitten. I got that pic from a Kitten Adoption site.

[exmoor]

How cute !

[pubmom]

It just wouldn't be a cat thread without Fred!

[LibKill]

I knew there was a reason I didn't like those disgusting little furballs.

[CheneyChick]

FReD's story is HERE !!

Here's miNi FReD

[LeeMcCoy]

Our cat's name is "Killer". He's a huge grey Tabby who got neutered a bit too late in life to slow him down.

I agree though, something is cooking in the cat world. Killer has been way too affectionate lately, and faithfully sleeps next to me every night. He's never behaved like this before.

[lexington minuteman 1775]

Hey I have seen that puppy chow commerical where the dog launches through the door. Methinks the dogs are planning an counter attack.

[Ganymede]

BRING IT ON!

[SERE_DOC]

I just love cat!

[operation clinton cleanup]

Face it, cats are to lazy to launch a major offensive! And they never plot in groups.

[RnMomof7]

WOW wolf..awesome kitten..anymore like that ?

[RnMomof7]

UMMMMMMMMMMM didn't know you were a "cat person" ours is "Dublin"...................she has a "brother cat " that is London.. (my sons cat)........

[Let's Roll]

Never forget that behind that angelic expression is a ... cat