The 16 Signs Your Cat is Plotting World Domination

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[PetroniDE]

16. Sits on your newspaper in the morning and carefully reads the coded message that Garfield sends out every day.

15. Used to sleep on top of TV, now monitors CNN 24 hours a day.

14. Notably absent from home during surprise feline invasion of Poland.

13. When you enter the room, Snowball and the other members of the Tri-Cateral Commission stop talking and begin playing with yarn.

12. Behind the couch you find a forged passport, plane tickets, and nine suicide bombs.

11. What you thought was "heat" is actually a four-legged goose step.

10. Well, "somebody" subscribed to alt.cats.world.domination.

9. Autopsy of the last mouse left on your doormat reveals "tattoo" to be blueprint of the UN Building.

8. Constantly petting that bald man he keeps on his lap.

7. Kitty Chow spilled on the floor spells out "Drop the car keys and leave the door open or the dog gets it in the head."

6. Then -- dead mice in the kitchen. Now -- dead third world dictators in the basement.

5. Judging from the kitchen, he seems to be working on some kind of "land mine" technology.

4. Fluffy is now sleeping only 21 hours a day, down from 23.

3. Has recently been acting somewhat... aloof.

2. What your cat lacks in charisma and good looks, he makes up for with his ruthless handling of rival software companies.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Cat is Plotting World Domination...

1. Somehow, you're now subscribed to "Feline of Fortune" magazine.

[PetroniDE]

My "Cattribution" for the day.

[PetroniDE]

Thought you might like this one. Same website as your giving the cat the pill thread.

[SAMWolf]

Bump

[brat]

. "Constantly petting that bald man he keeps on his lap." HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!

[anniegetyourgun]

No way....DOGS RULE. I saw the movie and the fat cat gets it in the end....

[walden]

That's great! I hope you don't mind, but I sent it to a friend. Our theory was always that the cats were doing serious research into quantum mechanics. :)

[techcor]

Oh, sure. Spoil the whole movie for me.

[jmp702]

"Hey you, human, did this months 'Feline of Fortune' come in the mail today?"

[Lurker]

Hey, that sounds just like my cat!

L

[JoeSchem]

3. Has recently been acting somewhat... aloof.

Get a Burmese. They will not leave you alone. They make dogs seem aloof.

[SAMWolf]

World Domination??? ME???

[tacticalogic]

Recently seen conspiring with two mice, one of whom is named "Pinky".

[nothingnew]

"I hates meeces cats to pieces!"

FMCDH

[FairWitness]

[jmp702]

LOL.
That's a great picture.

[mewzilla]

LOL. But my kitty wouldn't be caught dead watching CNN. It's FOX for him. Gee, now I'm really worried. Do you think this is why he never misses Rumsfeld's briefings??

[jmp702]

Those darn cats, they all sound alike, don't they...:)

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

ping

[Alas]

Gotta save this, thanks.

My cat only does about 12, am I safe?