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The 16 Signs Your Cat is Plotting World Domination
NANCEESTAR ^
Posted on 11/08/2001 1:15:35 PM PST by PetroniDE
16. Sits on your newspaper in the morning and carefully reads the coded message that Garfield sends out every day.
15. Used to sleep on top of TV, now monitors CNN 24 hours a day.
14. Notably absent from home during surprise feline invasion of Poland.
13. When you enter the room, Snowball and the other members of the Tri-Cateral Commission stop talking and begin playing with yarn.
12. Behind the couch you find a forged passport, plane tickets, and nine suicide bombs.
11. What you thought was "heat" is actually a four-legged goose step.
10. Well, "somebody" subscribed to alt.cats.world.domination.
9. Autopsy of the last mouse left on your doormat reveals "tattoo" to be blueprint of the UN Building.
8. Constantly petting that bald man he keeps on his lap.
7. Kitty Chow spilled on the floor spells out "Drop the car keys and leave the door open or the dog gets it in the head."
6. Then -- dead mice in the kitchen. Now -- dead third world dictators in the basement.
5. Judging from the kitchen, he seems to be working on some kind of "land mine" technology.
4. Fluffy is now sleeping only 21 hours a day, down from 23.
3. Has recently been acting somewhat... aloof.
2. What your cat lacks in charisma and good looks, he makes up for with his ruthless handling of rival software companies.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Cat is Plotting World Domination...
1. Somehow, you're now subscribed to "Feline of Fortune" magazine.
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
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My "Cattribution" for the day.
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posted on
11/08/2001 1:15:36 PM PST
by
PetroniDE
To: SAMWolf
Thought you might like this one. Same website as your giving the cat the pill thread.
2
posted on
11/08/2001 1:16:23 PM PST
by
PetroniDE
To: PetroniDE
Bump
3
posted on
11/08/2001 1:18:55 PM PST
by
SAMWolf
To: PetroniDE
. "Constantly petting that bald man he keeps on his lap." HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!
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posted on
11/08/2001 1:24:12 PM PST
by
brat
To: PetroniDE
No way....DOGS RULE. I saw the movie and the fat cat gets it in the end....
To: PetroniDE
That's great! I hope you don't mind, but I sent it to a friend. Our theory was always that the cats were doing serious research into quantum mechanics. :)
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posted on
11/08/2001 1:33:22 PM PST
by
walden
To: anniegetyourgun
Oh, sure. Spoil the whole movie for me.
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posted on
11/08/2001 1:36:16 PM PST
by
techcor
To: PetroniDE
"Hey you, human, did this months 'Feline of Fortune' come in the mail today?"
8
posted on
11/08/2001 1:36:47 PM PST
by
jmp702
To: jmp702
Hey, that sounds just like my cat!
L
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posted on
11/08/2001 1:41:13 PM PST
by
Lurker
To: PetroniDE
3. Has recently been acting somewhat... aloof.Get a Burmese. They will not leave you alone. They make dogs seem aloof.
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posted on
11/08/2001 1:41:52 PM PST
by
JoeSchem
To: PetroniDE
World Domination??? ME???
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posted on
11/08/2001 1:44:07 PM PST
by
SAMWolf
To: PetroniDE
Recently seen conspiring with two mice, one of whom is named "Pinky".
To: PetroniDE
"I hates
meeces cats to pieces!"
FMCDH
To: PetroniDE
To: SAMWolf
LOL.
That's a great picture.
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posted on
11/08/2001 1:48:45 PM PST
by
jmp702
To: PetroniDE
LOL. But my kitty wouldn't be caught dead watching CNN. It's FOX for him. Gee, now I'm really worried. Do you think this is why he never misses Rumsfeld's briefings??
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posted on
11/08/2001 1:51:05 PM PST
by
mewzilla
To: Lurker
Those darn cats, they all sound alike, don't they...:)
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posted on
11/08/2001 1:51:48 PM PST
by
jmp702
To: PetroniDE
To: CheneyChick
ping
To: PetroniDE
Gotta save this, thanks.
My cat only does about 12, am I safe?
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posted on
11/08/2001 1:52:48 PM PST
by
Alas
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