Posted on 10/08/2001 4:44:34 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP
My brother sent me this and I thought it would be worth sharing with all you Good FReepers:
Osama bin Laden phoned President George W. Bush. "I had a dream about the United States," he said. "I could see the whole country, and over every building and home was a banner," said bin Laden. "What was on the banner?" asked President Bush. "LONG LIVE OSAMA!" answered the terrorist scum. "I am so glad that you called," said President Bush, "because I too had a dream. In my dream, I saw Afghanistan and it was more beautiful than ever; totally rebuilt, and over every building and home was a big, beautiful banner." "What did the banner say?" asked Osama. "I don't know," answered President Bush, "I can't read Hebrew."
Osama bin Laden and George Bush meet up in Afghanistan for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the side of Laden's chair.
They begin talking. After about five minutes Laden presses the first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face. Confused, Bush carries on talking as Laden laughs.
A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again Laden laughs, and again Bush carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries.
But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush in the privates, he's finally had enough, knowing that he can't do much without them functioning well.
"I'm going back home!" he tells! Bin Laden. "We'll finish these talks in two weeks!"
A fortnight passes and Laden flies to the United States for talks. As the two men sit down, Laden notices three buttons on Bush's chair and prepares himself for the Yank's revenge.
They begin talking and George presses the first button. Laden ducks, but nothing happens.
Bush snickers. A few seconds later he presses the second button. Laden jumps up, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter.
When the third button is pressed, Laden jumps up again, and again nothing happens. Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics.
"Forget this," says Laden. "I'm going back to Afghanistan!"
Bush says through tears of laughter, "What Afghanistan?"
Good one. heh heh
It's 2021 and a father is showing his young son a picture book about New York. He turns the page and there is a photo of the World Trade Center.
Boy: Dad, what are those buildings?
Father: They were the World Trade Center, but they're not there anymore.
Boy: Why?
Father: Because in 2001, Arab fanatics hijacked 2 airplanes and crashed them into the buildings. The buildings were completely destroyed and there were thousands of people killed. It was the worst atrocity in United States history.
Boy: That is really sad Dad, but I didn't understand one of the words that you said.
Father: I'm sorry, I guess you don't know what "atrocity" means, huh?
Boy: No. I know what "atrocity" means. But what the hell is an Arab?
This is almost as good as the time Bush was talking about the "Grecians". But that was for real.
Sixty maidens,
And they're virgin,
But a slightly
Different version:
They all look like
Janet Reno!
Mullah, Fatah, this is hell but how did we know?
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