Bush says through tears of laughter, "What Afghanistan?"
Bumped through tears of laughter, "What Afghanistan?" ;)
-Snerdley
"Never start a fight, but by God, ALWAYS FINISH IT!"
-Captain John Sheridan
Earth Space Station Babylon 5
Osama bin Laden and George Bush meet up in Afghanistan for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the side of Laden's chair.
They begin talking. After about five minutes Laden presses the first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face. Confused, Bush carries on talking as Laden laughs.
A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again Laden laughs, and again Bush carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries.
But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush in the privates, he's finally had enough, knowing that he can't do much without them functioning well.
"I'm going back home!" he tells! Bin Laden. "We'll finish these talks in two weeks!"
A fortnight passes and Laden flies to the United States for talks. As the two men sit down, Laden notices three buttons on Bush's chair and prepares himself for the Yank's revenge.
They begin talking and George presses the first button. Laden ducks, but nothing happens.
Bush snickers. A few seconds later he presses the second button. Laden jumps up, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter.
When the third button is pressed, Laden jumps up again, and again nothing happens. Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics.
"Forget this," says Laden. "I'm going back to Afghanistan!"
Bush says through tears of laughter, "What Afghanistan?"
Bush says through tears of laughter, "What Afghanistan?"
Bumped through tears of laughter, "What Afghanistan?" ;)
-Snerdley
"Never start a fight, but by God, ALWAYS FINISH IT!"
-Captain John Sheridan
Earth Space Station Babylon 5