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NEWBIES: Please Take the Simple Newbie Test
DFU | 9-30-01 | dfu

Posted on 09/30/2001 10:30:34 PM PDT by doug from upland

Newbies sometimes resent it when we read a reply from them and dismiss them because they are new to our forum. The reason is that sometimes mind-numbed sheeple come to this forum just to cause trouble. They come from cesspools such as the RAT underground and democraps dot commie. I have no time to spend with those still on their ceremonial kneepads for Scumbag.

So, to cut to the chase, if a newbie responds to me and on the surface appears to be foolish, I will refer him to this post and 10 questions I would like answered. If he/she cannot answer them, he/she is not worth any discussion or debate time.

1 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton raped Juanita Broaddrick.

2 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton committed multiple perjuries in a deposition and before the grand jury.

3- [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton and Bernie Schwartz should be cellmates because of the transfer of technology to the ChiComs.

4 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton assaulted Kathleen Willey in the White House when she desperately came pleading for a job.

5 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton had his aides leave a pile of rocks on a beach without rocks when he was in Normandy so he could make a cross and have a phony photo-op.

6 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton was responsible for the deaths of brave Rangers in Somalia because he refused to send in armored support which could have saved their lives.

7 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton tried to fix a federal sexual harassment lawsuit and deny a plaintiff her day in court.

8 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton's nose is a great big W.C. Fields' red because of a cocaine problem.

9 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton pushed to allow tens of thousands of criminal aliens to become citizens in 1996 so they could vote for the RATS.

10 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton showed utter disdain for those who wear the uniform by discussing life and death military matters with a congressman on the phone while an intern was servicing him under the desk.

If any of you newbies deny any of the above, I don't want to talk to you. I don't want to read what you write. I don't want you for a friend. I don't want you for a neighbor. I don't even want you in my country. You are part of the problem.


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1 posted on 09/30/2001 10:30:34 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
bump for late-night venting!
2 posted on 09/30/2001 10:38:37 PM PDT by JMJ333
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To: doug from upland
I'm glad you didn't go to 11,some of them might have to take their shoes off to count that high.
3 posted on 09/30/2001 10:40:04 PM PDT by mdittmar
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To: doug from upland
Aw come on Doug. The reason a lot of these newbies come to this site is because they really don't know the answer to these questions. If we tossed every newbie who couldn't do a 10-for-10 on this quiz, Free Republic would be a very small place.

There are lot of people out there who believe what the left-wing media have been telling them. But once they get a good healthy dose of the truth, they start to come around and they become some of our most stalwart members.

4 posted on 09/30/2001 10:40:09 PM PDT by Bryan
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To: doug from upland
The answer to question 8 is NO.

His nose is not red, it's turning purple.

5 posted on 09/30/2001 10:42:18 PM PDT by Nogbad
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To: doug from upland
Gee doug,tell us how you realy feel.I have to agree with you though.I don't think we would be in the mess we are in today if it wasn't for x42.I just wish the media would quit giving him so much face time.
6 posted on 09/30/2001 10:42:41 PM PDT by eastforker
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To: doug from upland
Uh-oh! I said "no" to #8, even though I am not a newbie! I still want to be your friend, Doug, but I thought that cocaine destroyed the INSIDE of the nose? Wouldn't the big red outside of the nose be more from rosacea, exacerbated by hours in the hot sun in front of whatever camera is on??

Good questionnaire!

7 posted on 09/30/2001 10:42:53 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: doug from upland
Newbies sometimes resent it when we read a reply from them and dismiss them because they are new to our forum

I'm still focusing my attention towards those who have tenure, and continue to spew drivel.

I've been told to "stop feuding"

8 posted on 09/30/2001 10:44:32 PM PDT by hole_n_one
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To: doug from upland
How long is a newbie a newbie? And, most importantly, when do they become a FreeBie?
10 posted on 09/30/2001 10:46:48 PM PDT by Slyfox
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To: NOTE TO ALL
A Newbie doesn't have to answer yes to all of them. I'd like to see some where they just don't know and would like to be educated. If they refuse to take the test or answer no to all, they are here from the RAT underground or some such cesspool. They are time wasters.
11 posted on 09/30/2001 10:47:02 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
I want to lobby for added questions...

11] [y] [n] Do you believe that Bill Clinton purposely bombed an Aspirin Factory [killing innocent people] to deflect attention away from impeachment?

12] [y] [n] Do you Clinton forgot he gave his mother 30,000 dollars [at a time when he was making only 50,000 dollars a year as governor of arkansas] and only remembered it when he read his mothers memoirs? heheheh

12 posted on 09/30/2001 10:47:20 PM PDT by JMJ333
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To: doug from upland
First a few questions for you:

What is your time definition of a newbie?
Is it generally accepted that all "newbies" arrive brain dead?
Is there a "trial period" followed by some sort of rite of passage?
What name is given to a newbie once they graduate?

And just a general observation: I take it you don't really like x42 very well. :)

13 posted on 09/30/2001 10:48:27 PM PDT by I am still Casey
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To: The Contrarian
Please let me know where you stand on the questions. You don't have to agree on all of them. Maybe we could help inform you.
14 posted on 09/30/2001 10:49:29 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Oh my, this is good. I can't stop laughing.
15 posted on 09/30/2001 10:50:16 PM PDT by Jean S
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To: doug from upland
Okay, yes to all of the above squared! ( although I am getting older by the day!) LOL
16 posted on 09/30/2001 10:52:13 PM PDT by ladyinred
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To: doug from upland
Rather cute. Dan Rather, of course. Rather not, that is. Or Katie Couric. Walter P38 Cronkite.

Yes to everything.

17 posted on 09/30/2001 10:53:25 PM PDT by The Other Harry
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To: doug from upland
Incredibly important questions; particularly the one about the rocks on the beach.
18 posted on 09/30/2001 10:53:25 PM PDT by atafak
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To: Yaelle
I thought it was from booze.
19 posted on 09/30/2001 10:57:11 PM PDT by garyhope
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To: I am still Casey
First a few questions for you: What is your time definition of a newbie? -- I suppose the last several months or, in some cases, if I haven't read what they've written

Is it generally accepted that all "newbies" arrive brain dead? --- Absolutely not. Most come here with some disdain for Scumbag and in time learn to really hate him. I like that.

Is there a "trial period" followed by some sort of rite of passage? --- No trial period. They just have to avoid being blithering idiots and spouting the DNC party line. If they use key words like "stolen election," "killing old people and babies," "poisoning the water," or "oil man," they have nothing I want to hear.

What name is given to a newbie once they graduate? --- Why, FReeper, of course.

And just a general observation: I take it you don't really like x42 very well. :) --- Surprisingly, I thought I loathed him as much as was humanly possible. After seeing him rush to NY and fondle female victims, the loathing became even more intense. His destruction of our security, which some of us have been screaming about for 8 years, is why we had 9-11-01.

20 posted on 09/30/2001 10:58:01 PM PDT by doug from upland
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