[Sir Gawain]

Any takers?

[rintense]

I know I'm breaking the Haiku rules, but here's my Dr. Seuss tribute to Osama Bin Laden:

I do not like Osama Bin.
I do not like his ilk therein.

I do not like him on a boat
I do not like him with his goat.

I do not like him in our planes.
I do not like him in our trains.

I do not like him, Osama Bin
I do not like his bearded chin.

He will not make us fear the night.
He will not beat us in this fight.

He will not break our land of the free.
He will not take our liberty.

We do not like you, Osama Bin
We do not like your wrath of sin.

We will get rid of you and your kind.
We will get rid of your evil mind.

We will save the world from people like you.
We will scrape your remains
from the bottom of our shoes.

We do not like you, Osama Bin.
We do not like your ilk, therein.

[American Preservative]

Arafat laughs now
Number One terrorist he
Gets 'way with murder

[dogbyte12]

Trash Bin, Laden down
Osama relegated
Hitler saves warm spot

[Dick Bachert]

Usama HAS bin
Loves jewelry and soon will wear
Rectum as necklace.

[gaijin]

Japanese:
Kowai ojii-chan
Nande okoteirun no?
Haiyaku shine

</font size> ENGLISH:
Scary old man,
Why so angry?
Hurry up and die</font size>

[Physicist]

Evil monsters strike
Thinking we will hide in fear
Hero says, "Let's roll"

[Jarhead_22]

Crosshairs gently touch
below the tattered towel.
New crimson flower.

Freedom isn't free
Semper Fidelis

[Gumlegs]

The World Trade Center
Will rise again tomorrow
Osama's grave awaits.

[Dick Bachert]

Usama in heaven
The virgins come to his side
Good Jewish girls all

[Constitution Day]

bin laden turns 'round

Delta Force locked, loaded

The dead are avenged

[Physicist]

Cowards? Yes, indeed.
Suicide is nothing brave;
Heroes value life.

[That Poppins Woman]

Laden rouses us
To fight, to rescue, to free
A world held hostage

Sleeping giant 'roused.
Operation Smackdown starts.
Cowards flee to hide.

Taliban forces
Falter, anarchy reigns now.
Old King to return.

Taliban clerics:
Put your heads between your legs,
Kiss your a$$es 'BYE!

[SodiumWarthog]

Through Internet porn
Terror messages were sent
Osama Bin Spankin'

NaW.
(Darn, six syllables. But funny...)

[Physicist]

Push the U.S. out?
Moslem nations soon will all
Host U.S. bases.

[aruanan]

Bin Laden smiling
He hears a noise above
Pretty mushroom cloud

Bin Laden posing
Feels a flashing noise above
"I wonder what that--"

[Physicist]

Velvet gloves come off
U.S.A. prepares "black ops"
Unrecorded death

[MadIvan]

British versions:

Osama say hi
To the brave SAS boys
Your new colon awaits

Bin Laden steps out
Suddenly screams from the skies
A bomb and he's gone.

Bin Laden in Hell
Will be foot deep in hot s***
But held upside down.

Regards, Ivan

[LonePalm]

Extra credit for doing it in French and English?

Espèce de salaud
Nous sommes arrivée pour vous
Nulle part à cacher

You bastards, you pigs
For you, we do come
No places to hide

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and forever!)

[A2J]

To die for Allah

means to enjoy young virgins

Hi, I'm Miss Piggy

[That Poppins Woman]

Laden flees his troops,
The coward hides in mountains,
Soon to be layed low.

Pick and roll was set,
bin Laden steps into trap,
Putin in tree-stand.