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Swaziland bans sex for five years
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Posted on 09/18/2001 1:16:24 AM PDT by jjbrouwer
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What's five years among friends? I think I might risk that 'one cow' fine however.
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posted on
09/18/2001 1:16:24 AM PDT
by
jjbrouwer
To: jjbrouwer
This ought to work real good.
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posted on
09/18/2001 1:19:56 AM PDT
by
garyhope
To: jjbrouwer
What's five years among friends? I think I might risk that 'one cow' fine however.hehehehehe.....
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posted on
09/18/2001 1:19:58 AM PDT
by
krb
(krb)
To: jjbrouwer
Africa will eventually come to terms with the AIDS plague. Here in America we need to reinstitute the norm of virginity before lifelong monogamous marriage.
To: jjbrouwer
Bet at a fine of 1 cow per indiscretion, the old Swaziland government will have the African beef market cornered in no time.
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posted on
09/18/2001 1:27:13 AM PDT
by
The Cajun
To: jjbrouwer
Any man who contravenes Umchwasho, the maidens' chastity rule also called Flower of the Nation, will be fined one cow, or £150. One moment, I need to go out back and count my cows.
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posted on
09/18/2001 1:40:02 AM PDT
by
Dan Day
To: jjbrouwer
I'm sure criminalizing sex will work wonders in lowering their birth rate and AIDS infection rate...
To: jjbrouwer
Rather than a ban I thought it was a plea. Either way it is the only chance these people have. The elites would rather see them die than admit dangerous sex practices are the cause of this horrific epidemic.
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posted on
09/18/2001 1:51:59 AM PDT
by
Havisham
To: jjbrouwer
I predict an epidemic of cattle rustling.
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posted on
09/18/2001 1:55:22 AM PDT
by
Movemout
To: jjbrouwer
Ivanyankinov finds himself.
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posted on
09/18/2001 1:57:51 AM PDT
by
Waco
To: Movemout, SunnyUsa
Yes! Perhaps they could also produce some "do touch me" tassels for some of the non-virgins.
To: Movemout
I predict an epidemic of cattle rustling. I just have to wonder what you can get for a steak dinner. :=)
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posted on
09/18/2001 2:05:13 AM PDT
by
Bob
To: Bob
I just have to wonder what you can get for a steak dinner.
Probably just get a wiggle of her tassle.
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To: jjbrouwer
He added that the country's chronic unemployment rate also led to idle people occupying themselves with sex.Leave it to politicians to get it all wrong!
Idle people occupying themselves with sex led to the country's high unemployment rate.
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posted on
09/18/2001 2:34:43 AM PDT
by
ppaul
To: jjbrouwer
Wearing pants seems like a good way to prevent the spread of AIDS, doesn't it????
To: jjbrouwer
The "chic" language to be learned among segments of American Society in the 1960's. "Virginity = the flower of the nation...."
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posted on
09/18/2001 2:59:20 AM PDT
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Jumper
(jumper74@planet.nl)
To: ForbesFan
Wearing pants would sure have kept the Oval Office sink clean and the interns doing the jobs they were there for.
To: ForbesFan
Swaziland has banned single young women from having sex for five years.
I hate to think what the men will be doing with each other and their cows during that time.
To: one_particular_harbor
BTTT
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