Posted on 06/09/2026 8:23:04 PM PDT by Beowulf9
A Louisiana influencer has gone viral for his mugshot after he was arrested for allegedly stealing from an oil change business where he used to work.
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Blobfish.
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Looks like zinjanthropus.
Wings had been fired from the business about two weeks earlier, police said, noting that a security camera malfunction at the shop prevented managers from getting a clear shot of his memorable face.
The business manager later told investigators they recognized Wings by his distinctive walk.
Haha
And some folks claim that there aren’t aliens visiting Earth.
Hypertelorism or widely spaced eyes is a sign of multiple genetic disorders and often occurs with moderate to severe intellectual disability. This person is probably being used by his fans and should be under some guardianship.
a black hammerhead.
He doesn’t look like Justin Wilson.
Justin Wilson and His PBS Cajun Cooking Shows
Justin Elmer Wilson (1914–2001) was a Louisiana chef, humorist, and storyteller whose PBS cooking programs in the 1980s and 1990s became beloved for blending authentic Cajun cuisine with his signature humor and storytelling
WOW!
That is one hideous face!
I was thinking severe fetal alcohol syndrome.
Jesse Jackson and Samuel L. Jackson have widely spaced eyes but this guy is in a whole other league.
Call the men in black,cuz that’s an alien.😳
Looks like in his youth he spent his time chasing parked cars.
Sid from ice age
Picture Sid and Angel Reese (ATL), you cannot unsee it!
Like getting bad song stuck in your head, thanks
Way back when, his comedy tapes were a thing...
And fun too!
Many are on YouTube. Here is a quick one:
https://youtube.com/shorts/KxKQ6WP0uxA?si=YJgJ-9uQ0rBdCSyQ
Both the front door and the safe were wide open and waiting for WINGS...
I’d say his biggest influence would be a gastric reaction when one first sees his face.🤢🤮
A new SuperVIllian: MoleMan!
Way I heard it was, he wanted to rob the business next door, but missed.
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