Man accused of breaking into Maricopa County Medical Examiner's Office, committing sexual acts

https://www.abc15.com ^ | May 20, 2026 | Ford Hatchett

[Beowulf9]

PHOENIX — A 31-year-old man is accused of breaking into the Maricopa County Medical Examiner's Office and gaining access to corpses, multiple law enforcement sources tell ABC15.

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Arizona
KEYWORDS: corpse; desecration; lgbt; lgbtq; maricopa; medicalexaminer; pridemonth

[DCBryan1]

Did he say “giggity”?

[Red Badger]

Must have had one hell of a jones!!!!!!........😲

[blackdog]

At what university does he teach classes?

[Carriage Hill]

Find a tall tree
and 'decorate' it...

[Carriage Hill]

He was caught with a prybar, too.
</grin>

[shotgun]

Isn’t by chance a Biden 3rd world import?

[Red Badger]

Maybe he’s a Vampire Slayer!........

[PghBaldy]

If that happened to any dead friends or family of mine, I would not like to know.

[catnipman]

if they would sell tickets at reasonable prices, folks wouldn’t have to break in to abuse the corpses ...

[antidemoncrat]

Instead of looking for a really hot girl he was looking for a really cold girl.

[Freedom4US]

I hate to say this, but years ago they would quietly take care of people like this without much fanfare. It didn’t make the news, and nobody asked too many questions. We were a better country then.

[Beowulf9]

What gets me is this is downtown near where the police station is. All the courts. Of course a government building has cameras, security controls. How does this guy figure he can get away with this stuff? Is this guy an American citizen?

[centermass_socrates]

Instead of looking for a really hot girl he was looking for a really cold girl.

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lol, I guess he was really hard up.

[Red Badger]

Isn’t by chance a Biden relative?...................

[MikelTackNailer]

I love the dead before they're cold,
They're bluing flesh for me to hold.
Cadaver eyes upon me see
Nothing.

I love the dead before they rise.
No farwells, no goodbyes.
I never even knew your now rotting face.
While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave
I have other uses for you
Darling.

[roadcat]

I doubt he got consent from the stiffs. At least he won’t cause pregnancies, and need a shotgun wedding. 31 years old, and can’t get a normal date!

[grey_whiskers]

Instead of looking for a really hot girl he was looking for a really cold girl.

I could do several terrible puns, but in the interest of good taste I will refrain.

[sauropod]

Eeeerreewwwwwwww.

[chickenlips]

Now take him over to animal control and put him down.