Trump reveals to The Post secret ‘discombobulator’ weapon was crucial to Venezuelan raid on Maduro

New York Times ^ | 1-24-26 | Steven Nelson

[MarlonRando]

Trump boasted that the mysterious weapon “made [enemy] equipment not work” when US helicopters swooped into Caracas on Jan. 3 to arrest Maduro and his wife, Cilia Flores, on federal drug and weapons charges — without losing a single American life.

“The Discombobulator. I’m not allowed to talk about it,” Trump said during an exclusive interview in the Oval Office.

[MarlonRando]

I want a ray gun that will cause people to spontaneously lose control of their bowels. I’ll call it— “The Great Emancipator.”

[ifinnegan]

Aka disgronificator

[ClearCase_guy]

Sounds like the turbo-encabulator. Two minute video (funny):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac7G7xOG2Ag

[MarlonRando]

it’s an amazing recombulator- the best really. A beautiful thing.

[MarlonRando]

I love those videos

[Tom Tetroxide]

Catastrophic converter?

[ryderann]

Wish he’d use it in Minneapolis.

[MarlonRando]

this morning, when I woke up, I felt all discombobulated

[woodbutcher1963]

I’m not allowed to talk about it

But it’s Uuge

[MarlonRando]

but technically, he did talk about it.

[Fai Mao]

No, a Flux-Capacitor

[Steely Tom]

A notch above “11” on David St. Hubbins’ amp.

[odawg]

That man is great. He could be put before Congressional committees to argue for whatever.

[MarlonRando]

Wouldn’t it be funny if the Venezuelan’s who have a combined IQ about 60, saw our helicopters and just panicked and blood started coming out of their eyes for no reason? It would be funny if we’re just taking credit for that.

“The Discombobulator.”

[bunkerhill7]

It’s not copacetic at all.

[Waverunner]

Was there cotton candy residue?

[LegendHasIt]

Once they managed to perfect the Fetzer Valve, the rest was easy.

[proust]

What is this, Get Smart? Did they retire the cone of silence?

[bunkerhill7]

If Trump uses it on China, they will become disoriented.

[fella]

Brah hah hah hah!