The Tijuana River stinks. Let’s rename it after Trump

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | May 18, 2025 | By Joe Mathews

[artichokegrower]

The Tijuana River stinks. So, what could be more fitting than renaming it in honor of Donald Trump?

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TOPICS: Culture/Society
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[artichokegrower]

Governor Newsom ignored it Governor Brown ignored it California legislature ignored it California Coastal Commission ignored it But it’s Trump’s fault

[HartleyMBaldwin]

Maybe name it after the city that’s well-known for having streets covered with human dung.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

They are really butt-hurt, aren’t they?

Poor babies.

[sjmjax]

You pretty much nailed liberal group think!

[Candor7]

We need to rename that river to “D’yawanna?”

[Rennes Templar]

They are reaching and grasping at anything. Makes no sense at all, even as humor.

[Seruzawa]

Call it Newsome’s Gruesome Canal.

[Texas Eagle]

SFgate.com Crap App tracks poop on SF streets

[changeitback440]

this is what the retards have been reduced to....... good stuff!

[Texas Eagle]

Put Trump in charge of the Tijuana River and he’ll turn it into a big beautiful river walk like they have in San Antonio.

[chajin]

In honor of our years-long support of Ukraine, name it the Crimea River

[drwoof]

My cat is their intellectual superior.

I fully support renaming it the Trump River. I fully believe that if so named, it would get cleaned up. Things would happen, and it would be cleaned up. And that would be glorious.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

And this guy actually gets paid to come up with this stuff.

[FlingWingFlyer]

It sounds like Mathews may have some mental issues.

[chopperk]

He’s overpaid,,,,,it would be more fitting to name it after San Franciso, the odor from the sidewalks makes it more fitting.

[GeorgiaDawg32]

I see what you did..

and got a good chuckle out of it..

[hanamizu]

But it’s Trump’s fault

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Yes, before Trump, the Tijuana River was known for its beauty. People would take float trips on inner tubes down to the Pacific. And the abundant wildlife...all of that gone forever because of Trump.

[dfwgator]

Before Trump they had flowery meadows and rainbow skies, and rivers made of chocolate, where the children danced, and laughed and played with gumdrop smiles.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

What a pathetic, little-minded "columnist."

I searched for The Tijuana River Stinks on X. The videos there are shocking. The USA should build a Grand Coulee sized dam to keep that garbage in Mexico. It would complement The Wall.

[EandH Dad]

You win this thread and maybe the internet. No more comments needed.