Monkey Business

SteynonLine ^ | November 8, 2024 | Mark Steyn

[Twotone]

~I see the Deep State have moved to Plan B:

MORE - Monkeys escaped the experimental drug and infectious disease lab, Alpha Genesis, late Wednesday night. Residents are told to lock their windows and doors. So far, none have been captured despite the use of traps and thermal cameras deployed by police. — Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) November 7, 2024

NBC News cautions:

Anyone who finds a monkey should not interact with it.

I feel a chorus of the old jabba-jabba-jabba coming on. In fact, the plague monkeys have "escaped" from this secure facility before. The last time they had a big mass breakout was ...oh, eight years ago.

That would be 2016. So they're only loosed upon the land when Donald Trump becomes President-Elect. Good to know.

[Red Badger]

At least it wasn’t 12 monkeys.....................

[Joe 6-pack]

Too bad this didn’t happen in southern Louisiana. They’d be monkey gumbo by now.

[desertsolitaire]

I heard they were infected with and carriers of the dreaded ‘Rage’ virus. Hope they catch them all soon before they bite anyone or I fear trouble....

[MikelTackNailer]

"Do you have a license for the minkey?"

[vetvetdoug]

Turn the Somalis and Haitians loose on them and they'll be "Bush Meat" within a week.

[TTFlyer]

Steyn, like Rush Limbaugh once upon a time, tells it like it is.

[Jeff Chandler]

https://dailycaller.com/2024/11/07/43-monkeys-escape-south-carolina-alpha-genesis-research-center

[SunkenCiv]

• 43 monkeys escape South Carolina research facility; police warn residents to secure doors and windows [11/07/2024]
• 40 monkeys escape from Alpha Genesis bio-research lab in South Carolina [11/07/2024]

[Bartholomew Roberts]

Is that George Bush with the accordion?

[RckyRaCoCo]

Clouseau : He was blind. How can a blind man be a lookout?
Dreyfus : How can an idiot be a policeman? ...

[Rummyfan]

...But it's only 1933 in Washington because Jennifer Rubin and her friends wish to make it so. That's sad and pathetic. The bad news is they are insane; the good news is they are insane and impotent. As we learned on Tuesday, they are talking only to themselves.

Insane and impotent. Indeed.

[caddie]

"Jabba jabba jabba jabba

Jabba jabba jabba

Said the Monkey to the Chimp!"

[dfwgator]

They want their version of the “Reichstag Fire” to justify their version of the “Enabling Act”.

[hoosierham]

Let out not escaped.

[Jeff Chandler]

The bad news is they are insane; the good news is they are insane and impotent

[lurk]

A pile of fresh fruit and air rifles should do it. Let some local good ol boys take care of it.

[Mastador1]

But did they ‘escape’, really? Or was it one of those insane anumal rights groups that used to be in the news all the time for releasing research animals and burning labs?

[Negan]

It's a new movie called 48 Months Later.

[spankalib]

For you parchment fetishists who enjoy doing the Constitutional mambo, it's not a small thing to have had an illegitimate leader for four years.

Who else can write like that?