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Ted Cruz Says Biden Travels with Extra Pair of Pants in Case He Poops Himself
The Western Journal ^ | December 20, 2023 | Michael Schwarz

Posted on 12/20/2023 5:38:07 PM PST by Kazan

Sometimes an unpleasant image or association perfectly suits a career politician and his legacy.

On Tuesday — the fourth day of Turning Point USA’s annual AmericaFest event — Republican Sen. Ted Cruz of Texas got some laughs when he told the audience in Phoenix that President Joe Biden’s aides have adopted special traveling precautions.

“Listen, we have a president of the United States [whose] team carries extra pairs of pants with him when he travels in case he has poopy pants,” Cruz said in a clip posted to X by conservative commentator Collin Rugg.

“Big and stinky if true,” Rugg wrote in an accompanying caption.

Rugg’s clip, however, featured only half of Cruz’s joke.

“I want you to pause and think how the enemies of America are feeling,” the senator added.

Then, after a brief pause, he delivered the punchline: “Eh, depends.”

The crowd gave him some laughs, most likely for the effort.

(Excerpt) Read more at westernjournal.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: biden; depends; humor; poopypants; poopypantsjoe; tedcruz; turningpoint; turningpointusa
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1 posted on 12/20/2023 5:38:07 PM PST by Kazan
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To: Kazan

Cruz is wrong. They don’t carry a single spare pair.

Half a dozen spare pairs, maybe...


2 posted on 12/20/2023 5:40:31 PM PST by null and void (Would a Fed debt collapse bad? It'd be societal chemotherapy, painful, but necessary to save life.)
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To: null and void

He’s probably speaking only of what he absolutely knows for certain.


3 posted on 12/20/2023 5:41:53 PM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: null and void; Kazan

Depends


4 posted on 12/20/2023 5:43:07 PM PST by GreyFriar (Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
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To: Kazan

Probably has an aide with the primary duty of exchanging and then hiding Depends.


5 posted on 12/20/2023 5:46:06 PM PST by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls.)
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To: Kazan

I’m waiting for the day when Biden mistakes the podium for a urinal.


6 posted on 12/20/2023 5:46:31 PM PST by bigbob
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To: Kazan

And this is what Cruz is now down to, talking about Biden’s diapers and pants?! Will this help him win re-election?


7 posted on 12/20/2023 5:50:00 PM PST by Reno89519 (It's war. No one murders and takes Americans hostage. Time to act. Declare war on Islamic Hamas.)
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To: Kazan

Ted is in for the fight of his life in 2024; will make 2018 look like a cakewalk. TX Dems are determined to return to power.


8 posted on 12/20/2023 5:53:19 PM PST by Theodore R. ( )
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To: Theodore R.

Well, the Left fully believes it has the ability over time to fully flip Texas to a Blue State.

That would explain a good part of the “border crisis”. Crisis my ass.


9 posted on 12/20/2023 5:57:43 PM PST by rlmorel ("The stigma for being wrong is gone, as long as you're wrong for the right side." (Clarice Feldman))
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To: Kazan

I always bring an extra set of underwear on vacation. Just in case!


10 posted on 12/20/2023 5:58:32 PM PST by Sawdring
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To: Kazan

Bring a pack of Depends and you can keep one pair of pants!


11 posted on 12/20/2023 5:58:56 PM PST by Dogbert41 (“Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God” -Matthew 5:9)
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To: Kazan

I don’t think Biden needs an extra pair of pants because he wears a diaper. I seem to remember that it is standard procedure for presidents to have back up wardrobes. Gerald Ford certainly used one once when he got too close to a cow.


12 posted on 12/20/2023 5:59:39 PM PST by odawg
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To: Kazan

Even if Biden had full control over his bodily functions, they would be foolish to NOT travel with a couple changes of clothes. Heck, I have bodily control, but I keep a change of clothes in my vehicle.

Although I guess if they needed a change of clothes they get someone in Delaware or D.C. to run to a residence, grab a change, toss them in a F-15 and have it haulass to deliver them just about anywhere in an hour or three.


13 posted on 12/20/2023 6:05:03 PM PST by LegendHasIt
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To: NorthMountain
He’s probably speaking only of what he absolutely knows for certain.

When it comes to politics, does anybody really do that nowadays?

14 posted on 12/20/2023 6:12:23 PM PST by x
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To: bigbob

That would be a pleasant switch. Since 2021 he’s been confusing the American people for a urinal.

CC


15 posted on 12/20/2023 6:12:40 PM PST by Celtic Conservative (My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV.)
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To: Kazan

The least of the problems with Zhou Sh#tbag Biden.

People with Crohn’s Disease do the same thing.

The issue is dementia, not incontinence


16 posted on 12/20/2023 6:14:03 PM PST by Fai Mao ( IOStarve the Beast and steal its food)
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To: Fai Mao

When Joe says pull my finger everybody runs.


17 posted on 12/20/2023 6:15:57 PM PST by Colt1851Navy (What was wrong with Nixon?)
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To: null and void

Half a dozen spare pairs, maybe...

That depends.


18 posted on 12/20/2023 6:19:52 PM PST by lightman (I am a binary Trinitarian. Deal with it!)
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To: Celtic Conservative

Rimshot!


19 posted on 12/20/2023 6:21:28 PM PST by lightman (I am a binary Trinitarian. Deal with it!)
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To: lightman

Thank you, I’m here all week! Try the cheesecake!

CC


20 posted on 12/20/2023 6:26:38 PM PST by Celtic Conservative (My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV.)
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