Posted on 12/20/2023 5:38:07 PM PST by Kazan
Sometimes an unpleasant image or association perfectly suits a career politician and his legacy.
On Tuesday — the fourth day of Turning Point USA’s annual AmericaFest event — Republican Sen. Ted Cruz of Texas got some laughs when he told the audience in Phoenix that President Joe Biden’s aides have adopted special traveling precautions.
“Listen, we have a president of the United States [whose] team carries extra pairs of pants with him when he travels in case he has poopy pants,” Cruz said in a clip posted to X by conservative commentator Collin Rugg.
“Big and stinky if true,” Rugg wrote in an accompanying caption.
Rugg’s clip, however, featured only half of Cruz’s joke.
“I want you to pause and think how the enemies of America are feeling,” the senator added.
Then, after a brief pause, he delivered the punchline: “Eh, depends.”
The crowd gave him some laughs, most likely for the effort.
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Cruz is wrong. They don’t carry a single spare pair.
Half a dozen spare pairs, maybe...
He’s probably speaking only of what he absolutely knows for certain.
Depends
Probably has an aide with the primary duty of exchanging and then hiding Depends.
I’m waiting for the day when Biden mistakes the podium for a urinal.
And this is what Cruz is now down to, talking about Biden’s diapers and pants?! Will this help him win re-election?
Ted is in for the fight of his life in 2024; will make 2018 look like a cakewalk. TX Dems are determined to return to power.
Well, the Left fully believes it has the ability over time to fully flip Texas to a Blue State.
That would explain a good part of the “border crisis”. Crisis my ass.
I always bring an extra set of underwear on vacation. Just in case!
Bring a pack of Depends and you can keep one pair of pants!
I don’t think Biden needs an extra pair of pants because he wears a diaper. I seem to remember that it is standard procedure for presidents to have back up wardrobes. Gerald Ford certainly used one once when he got too close to a cow.
Even if Biden had full control over his bodily functions, they would be foolish to NOT travel with a couple changes of clothes. Heck, I have bodily control, but I keep a change of clothes in my vehicle.
Although I guess if they needed a change of clothes they get someone in Delaware or D.C. to run to a residence, grab a change, toss them in a F-15 and have it haulass to deliver them just about anywhere in an hour or three.
When it comes to politics, does anybody really do that nowadays?
That would be a pleasant switch. Since 2021 he’s been confusing the American people for a urinal.
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The least of the problems with Zhou Sh#tbag Biden.
People with Crohn’s Disease do the same thing.
The issue is dementia, not incontinence
When Joe says pull my finger everybody runs.
Half a dozen spare pairs, maybe...
That depends.
Rimshot!
Thank you, I’m here all week! Try the cheesecake!
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