Posted on 10/07/2023 7:30:07 AM PDT by DoodleBob
The Federal Emergency Management Agency released a brief review of this week’s nationwide emergency alert test. That hasn’t stopped conspiracy theories about the alerts from spreading online, however.
Wednesday’s combined test from the FEMA and the Federal Communication Commission included the Wireless Emergency Alerts, or WEA, and the Emergency Alert System, or EAS. Messages were sent to cell phones, televisions and radios at about 2:20 p.m. ET (1:20 p.m. CT) to determine how effective the warning system was in distributing a message nationwide and the “operational readiness of the infrastructure for distribution of a national message to the public.”
“All the cell carriers that participate in WEA received the alert today. The EAS test alert was successfully processed and made available to broadcasters,” FEMA said in a statement. Additional analysis on the tests, including the geographic reach of the WEA test, will be done over the next four months, the agency added.
Conspiracy theories
Just before the alert, online conspiracy theorists began spreading misinformation about the tests. The most common rumor had to do with 5G cell networks activating “nanoparticles” in the body, triggering the Marburg virus – an extremely dangerous hemorrhagic fever virus - in people who had been vaccinated against COVID-19 and turning them into zombies.
FEMA said there are no known harmful health effects from the signal, which was essentially the same as the millions of text messages sent every day. The alert itself is the same that has been used on TV since the 1960s, the agency said.
And, the best proof of all - we didn’t see zombies roaming the street after Wednesday’s test.
“I received it on my phone and saw it on the TV. And I can confirm to you that I am not a zombie,” said Jeremy Edwards, press secretary and deputy director of public affairs at FEMA.
FEMA is required by law to test the systems every three years.
Funny - in N. Korea it went off on peoples phones who weren’t suppose to have them...lolol
I was in my Dr.s office getting test results when his phone went off....I informed him of what it was lolol
My wife and I had loud alarms on our phones. My son’s phone blasted a message in Spanish for several minutes. We don’t speak Spanish and couldn’t stop the racket.
Joe Biden can't tie his own shoes, let alone personally test a system that sends an alert to nearly every cell phone in the country.
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It’s called normalcy bias. This is how psyops get away with increasing atrocities. “Oh it’s absurd. It’s scifi. It’s too terrible to imagine.” Well, it’s not the same test as 2018 because we didn’t have COVID lock downs or mRNA injections in 2018 and 5G didn’t begin deployment until 2019.
COVID-19 and it’s associated countermeasures are a coordinated psychological terror attack. 5G is a new technology from 2019 with undisclosed safety concerns, locations, capabilities and applications. The government has a terrible track record of secretly promoting terrorism creating an excuse to chip away at national sovereignty with the ultimate goal of joining world government. One of the management goals of The New World Order is to exterminate inhabitants down to a controllable slave population. FEMA with it’s emergency alerts and relocation centers is a member of this collaboration.
Psyops are not effective if they go off when people are paying attention. Died Suddenly from the VAXX is not a matter of 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... It’s a matter of 8 ... 9 ... 10 years depending on how polluted the injections were. Will we be paying attention for that long?
You certainly work for one, Jeremy.
NO ONE has mentioned voting machines. Just like TVs and phones. Wireless chip on a board with a tiny wire for antenna.
Think about what you just said. Of course he delegates the actual technology work... That is not at all what I was saying. I was saying this is now a centralized system at his personal Presidential beckoned call to use as a method of mass control. A nation wide “message from your glorious leader”.
I’m surprised it didn’t also include reelection campaign suggestions...
I don’t think anyone really cares about you and your meeting.
You don’t get it. It can be used to create mass panic just like the radio show “war of the worlds” did. It is a mass psyops and control tool.
“particularly in a nation whose people own 400 million guns”
Not going to happen. Everyone is too fat and lazy and care more about lunch and the ballgame.
I get that you're freaked out.
It can be used to create mass panic just like the radio show “war of the worlds” did.
No, it can't. And that 1938 Haloween broadcast was overblown by the papers of the time, only a few gullible lunatics thought that Martians had landed in New Jersey, everyone else had a good laugh at their expense.
Come to think of it, you're right. It's a lot like the "War of the Worlds".
It is a mass psyops and control tool.
Were you controlled? Did you sit down and start bleating like a sheep? I bet you didn't. They're gonna need a bigger control tool if that's their plan.
But if you're feeling down, this is a good opportunity to go buy guns and ammo, go to the range and blast a few zombies. Always makes me feel better.
And take that black pill defeatism and chuck it in the trash. It's starting to stink the place up.
You can fool yourself and live in an alternate fantasy reality if you like.
I saw it all coming and successfully predicted it years ago. In fact it was documented here before it all happened. Because I am a realist. I have a good grasp of true cause and effect long before it happens.
Sorry you are too dense to see it for what it really is. You are going to get caught with your pants down. I will not.
Ah yes, now I see it. You really do have a firm grip on reality. Of course. And a regular Nostradamus, you are. You predicted it all...the hoards of zombies being controlled by txt messages from Joe Biden.
But you know who was ahead of even you?
Tom Petty! That’s right.
He observed the vampires back in the 80’s. He and Jeff Lynn even “documented” it in a chart-topping record:
“all the vampires walkin’ through the valley
Move west down Ventura Boulevard”
“the hoards of zombies being controlled by txt messages from Joe Biden.”
When was the last time you crawled out from under your rock? We now have two generations of mindless zombies who do not or cannot think for themselves, they just follow orders from their government masters without question. So yes, a message from Biden can indeed trigger these mindless zombies in mass...
Well, to understand though, we should start at the beginning...
In the beginning, there was no life. The Oith was forming.
BOOM! The Oith shivered from Oithquakes.
Mountains forming, oceans boiling!
THEN...alls quiet...
A little pool of water forms.
In that pool, two tiny amoeba.
The start of life.
Maybe that’s too far back. Fast forward a bit. In the 70s, deep state had convinced society that anyone that paid attention to preparedness or the independent living movement were pretty much living in the past or were dangerous Nam vets or smelly hippies and your super processed space age food would just keep arriving as always. By the 80s plenty of people started to pay attention again and decided that they didn’t care who was calling them names and the pendulum first started to swing back. In the 90s the government was now calling patriots and homesteaders dangerous militia types but the pendulum kept swinging back.
When this forum started the resident sheep , Eloi and the affiliation of plants hated the SPAM eating knuckle draggers. Millennials were playing first person shooter video games. The threat of Y2K had the Soldier of Fortune types selling all the tacticool gear they could to anyone that didn’t know any better. The FIBs were still cornering anyone they could make a spectacle of and burning them alive, er, I mean, watching them commit suicide in their compounds.
The computers didn’t melt down and the kids kept slaying zombies online. Some people including some of us recognized that they didn’t really want to be seen as militia types and be burned or get associated with one of the FBIs prepopulated false flag militias for plants and patsies but still wanted to communicate and coined terms such as goblins and zombies. The tacticool weapon producers expanded their offerings to tools that they you might need regardless of how you defined zombie. Unfortunately, deep state managed to stop the pendulum.
A whole weird zombie related culture developed among the Millennials. Search for zombie weapons. Zombies, it’s a joke, a couple dozen related hobbies from weapons to homesteading, a mental exercise, and more all together in one. Its mostly for fun and its one of few things the Ms and the other generations can engage in together but sometimes as with the mental exercises the conversation can be related to more serious things.
The last time they did this there were those who went berserk but some saw it as an opportunity to continue the conversation to the more serious among the younger individuals.
The different generations are seeing this from different angles and interpreting entirely different things.
Its obvious that the sheep prodded by the plants are just trying to aggravate the cave dwellers again, why the hell are any of you falling for it? Try to take advantage of it.
The government told you so you already know it’s a lie. Who is calling whom a what or what the decoy why is this time doesn’t make a difference. The year changed, the target changed, the tools changed, but its still the same damned game.
You just did.
Thank you.
Zombies are cool. Not that I would survive an out break. I ain’t no millenial.
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