[Cronos]

Is this related to the uptick in colon cancer rates?

[Yo-Yo]

Oh sh... oops, can’t do that without my laxatives...

[Publius]

No sh!t.

[BigFreakinToad]

I don’t know, every time I think of DC I take a $..T

[Lockbox]

Major Shortage Of Laxatives

What will the Democrats do?

[Sacajaweau]

water, water, water....and food with olive oil

[Delta 21]

You gotta be sh!tt!ng me.

[windsorknot]

This has the potential of shutting Congress down.

[tnlibertarian]

[MomwithHope]

Eat sauerkraut!

[lefty-lie-spy]

I’ve never understood why anyone would use a laxative. I always thought it was a psychosomatic thing like using aspirin, sleeping pills, vitamins…
It’s all modern snake oil, no?

[RideForever]

Snow peas. 3-5 a week for elders. They’re crunchy, so just eat ‘em off the vine. Easy to grow against a wall to give them a place to climb.

[ABStrauss]

Find out what Jo=Jo uses. He craps his pants all the time.
Dr. Jill needs to prescribe more fiber for the pants shli—er.

[T.B. Yoits]

Shortage of laxatives???

[Robert DeLong]

I’ve been told prune juice works fine. Start walking more. That is what makes the digestive system work better.

[RideForever]

Is this related to the uptick in colon cancer rates?

No, that's from taking the CoVID 'clot-shot'.

[RideForever]

Is this related to the uptick in colon cancer rates?

No, that's from taking the CoVID 'clot-shot'.

[EvilCapitalist]

One could always go the Blazing Saddles route. Baked Beans. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIP9KXdmO0

[kaktuskid]

More likely related to increased drug/narcotics usage. And modern marijuana is near narcotic status.

[EQAndyBuzz]

It isn’t surprising that no one gives a crap.

[unclebankster]

Brandon doesn’t need laxatives, just ask the Pope.