I bet it’ll happen.
PLMerite, you are too cynical. Thieves would never try for anything that bulky.
Oh, wait. Maybe you’re right.
Posted on 08/13/2023 5:40:18 PM PDT by nwrep
I’m thinking the feral yutes will be made that they will have to assemble the stuff they steal from Ikea.
Hans und Franz.
Assemble-it-yourself furniture is racist.
Are they going to offer rugs and other furnishings which are easy to remove poop from?
I see a lot of cheap redecorating for.certain people.
Seems unwise. The level of retail theft is collapsing businesses in SFO and Ikea sells boxed, assemble-yourself furnishings. What could possibly go wrong?
PLMerite, you are too cynical. Thieves would never try for anything that bulky.
Oh, wait. Maybe you’re right.
They must have products to throw away.
Are they gonna specialize in urban hovels? Cardboard boxes, blue tarp tents and urban toilets (IKEA logoed buckets)? All items come with nice picture on it and it’s just the box. Nothing inside but the bum who buys it
Violent looting flash mob in 3...2...
Thought it was the Bee.
Stupid Swedes or Dutch?
Oh well, the left’s gotta support the left.
And SF is sooooooo getting what it deserves.
Call me when the citizens rise up and off their “leaders”.
Oh, and they can off them in any manner that pleases them.
They will be fine it takes work to assemble them things
LOL, are you kidding?? These lazy pieces of crap are NOT going to use a screwdriver and allen wrench and spend 4 days assembling a coffee table. Besides, those boxes are heavy.
Somebody didn’t do their due diligence.
They should open a store with no furniture, just the cardboard boxes. Those are the preferred dwellings of locals, based on recent videos of the shitty.
Well, one of two things will happen...
1.) Store gets looted within an hour of opening.
2.) Store doesn’t get looted because the crack addict hoodrats wouldn’t want the “eco-friendly” cardboard furniture.
It is not just meatballs. There is a whole Nordic food court where you can get gravlax and lingenberries.
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