BREAKING: Mitch McConnell has cognitive malfunction at podium -- Has to be escorted away by fellow Senators

D.C. Draino on Twitter ^ | July 26, 2023 | D.C. Draino

[Macho MAGA Man]

DC_Draino @DC_Draino

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell has cognitive malfunction at podium

Has to be escorted away by fellow Senators

This man has clear cognitive impairments after sustaining serious head trauma from his fall a few months ago

It is clear that he should resign

[Fawn]

Sucks getting old....

[Cowgirl of Justice]

He is yellow. Not good.

[V_TWIN]

Last thing he said before freezing up was “good bipartisan cooperation” I guess maybe God finally had enough and heard one too many lies.

[ssfromla]

They give up all integrity for worldly wealth. Then, they are never free to enjoy their wealth, because they are never allowed to retire, and they work until the end.

Exactly :D

It seems as if "handlers" are in charge of these old politicians and don't give a rat's ass about the constituents the office is supposed to serve.

They cling to life because they know that the price they will pay for selling their souls is that they will never have rest on earth or in hell.

[StAnDeliver]

"Maybe this will convince the idiot voters in Kentucky to quit returning a feeble RINO to the Senate, term after term."

Yeah who wanted to overturn Roe anyway by keeping Garland off SCOTUS lol.

Miotch has many faults but allowing Trump 3 SCOTUS appointees, for a total of 234 Article III Federal judiciary appointments by President Trump, was an all-time masterstroke of Senate manuevering.

And now Miotch is having a masterstroke for real. Fine. He's just gotta quietly vegetable until December 12.

[TomGuy]

Gad!

He looks to be in worse shape than even Biden.

[tennmountainman]

Way too long for Bad Girl Ruthie.
Maybe God will intervene and send Mitch for his just rewards.

[AnthonySoprano]

.
YES!

Just wrire some of those fake stories ala Ruth Bader Ginsburg where they said she was an stoppable bundle of pure energy - and her Trainers said they couldn’t keep up with her. They’d never seen Anything like it before.

[Bonemaker]

TIA?

[AnthonySoprano]

[Texan5]

Why are these people so greedy for the grifting that they won’t even take 6 months or a year off work to rehab from a serious injury like normal people do? Workers comp pays until a person with a serious injury is released to return to work after rehab in the world of common people-don’t members of congress have disability insurance to pay them for off time? Biden, Fetterman, now McConnell have obviously had serious brain injuries, and obviously nobody completed the rehab they needed. It is too late for Biden, but the other two need to check out of congress and check into rehab for awhile...

McConnell had a major concussion in a fall recently-he was in rehab because of it. Head injuries are not a joke-they require a long time to heal and you may never regain all your faculties-look at what happens to the guys in pro sports who sustain head injuries...

[AnthonySoprano]

Yes sir

[null and void]

Darrell Issa... .

The two of them walked thru my shop
3 Yrs. Ago chatting like chippies.

Like California Highway Patrol officers?

[gundog]

Yeah...so burst vessel, or clot? Clots seem to be fashionable, these days.

[fwdude]

Miotch has many faults but allowing Trump 3 SCOTUS appointees, for a total of 234 Article III Federal judiciary appointments by President Trump, was an all-time masterstroke of Senate manuevering.

I once thought that this was a laudable accomplishment as well. But then I realized that this is the expected MINIMUM duty of the senate leader worth his salt! He isn't going above and beyond by such a record, but is just doing was he should be doing by virtue of his Party affiliation.

[StAnDeliver]

"Looks like a mini stroke..seriously this guy should have retired a long time ago"

TIA or possible a febrile seizure, COVID part 27 is going around DC (has reverted to its original gut bug orientation, nasty but not life-threatening unless you are as old as Mitch).

He looked jaundiced and notably he made the amateur mistake of staring into the MSM camera light. That is the first thing you learn behind a podium do NOT stare into that light, your pupils will contract and your brain will interpret that as, metaphorically, "oncoming train" and put you into fight-or-flee mode. The resulting cortisol surge in someone Miotch's age can cause freeze up.

[Avalon Memories]

Gov has to pick from GOP list.

Good to know. This is different from the practice in most states. McConnell really should resign and now that you have made it clear the governor can't replace him with a Dem, he has no excuse to hang on.

[circlecity]

That is almost certainly a stroke.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

As soon as Fetterman steps down.

[alloysteel]

Wait a minute, whaddya mean, “old”? I am five years OLDER than that, and I’m not collapsing at a podium.

But then, I do not step up to podiums all that often. (Knock on wood, rapping top of skull and getting a hollow sound.)