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Chris Christie says he’d beat Trump in a real fight: ‘I’d kick his *&^’
NY Post ^ | 07/14/2023 | Josh Christenson

Posted on 07/14/2023 9:19:53 AM PDT by ChicagoConservative27

Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie believes he would win a brawl against former President Donald Trump if the two fought toe-to-toe in a UFC-style cage match.

The 2024 Republican candidate told Piers Morgan in a Fox News interview that aired Thursday night he was eager for a grudge match with the GOP front-runner — either with words or fists and feet.

“Talking of fighting, if you and Trump got in the ring — he loves his UFC and stuff like that, right? — if you got in the octagon, you and him, who would win?” Morgan asked.

“Come on,” the heavyset 60-year-old responded with a grin. “Guy is 78 years old [actually 77]. I’d kick his (*&.”

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To: ChicagoConservative27

Let’s do it!

Ratings off the chart.


81 posted on 07/14/2023 12:37:45 PM PDT by Varsity Flight ( "War by🙏🙏 the prophesies set before you." I Timothy 1:18. Nazarite prayer warriors. 10.5.6.5)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

Kick his ass? Damn I doubt he could lift his foot that high!


82 posted on 07/14/2023 12:59:19 PM PDT by Sir_Humphrey (The “only Trumpers” are just as damaging to the conservative cause as are the “never Trumpers”)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

I’m sure the UFC guys would beg to differ, Christie couldn’t find his a$$ in a lighted room with both hands.


83 posted on 07/14/2023 12:59:24 PM PDT by Rappini (Hope means coming in second.)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

Yeah, he’ll kick anybody’s ass to get to the front line of the donut counter! Sick filthy FAT pig 🐖 POS!


84 posted on 07/14/2023 1:01:05 PM PDT by RoseofTexas
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To: ChicagoConservative27
Kick Trump's ass? Fatso couldn't lift his pudgy leg high enough.
85 posted on 07/14/2023 1:04:12 PM PDT by duckbutt (I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery - T. Jefferson)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

If that pecker tried to kick anything his other leg would disappear.


86 posted on 07/14/2023 1:05:04 PM PDT by mitch5501 ("make your calling and election sure:for if ye do these things ye shall never fall")
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To: BobL

All anyone would have to do with that fat piece of crap is to bitchslap him once… The vibration from the blubber would do the rest…


87 posted on 07/14/2023 1:18:04 PM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: NFHale

The problem would be the seismic collateral damage!


88 posted on 07/14/2023 1:19:09 PM PDT by Reily (!!)
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To: ChicagoConservative27
I find it weird people immediately make so many fat jokes about Chris Christie while simultaneously supporting Donald Trump of all candidates, who's not exactly slim and trim, indeed is probably the 'biggest' not-Christie candidate running in either major party in the 2024 presidential election.


89 posted on 07/14/2023 1:22:17 PM PDT by Trump20162020
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To: Trump20162020

Get real. Trump looks like an Olympic runner compared to that fat slob Christie and Trump is way older...


90 posted on 07/14/2023 1:26:34 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

LOL

The New Jersey Mouth takes on The New York Mouth! My money is on The New York Mouth.


91 posted on 07/14/2023 1:45:21 PM PDT by Chgogal (Welcome to Fuhrer Biden's Weaponized Fascist Banana Republic! It's the road to hell.)
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To: Macoozie

The only thing Krispy could be Trump in is a foot race to the doughnut shop. Has any noticed that none of these wannabes never mention beating Joe?


92 posted on 07/14/2023 1:51:36 PM PDT by Hipshot 6 (Hipshot 6, Out)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

He’d be lucky to fight his way out of a donut box.


93 posted on 07/14/2023 2:02:57 PM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

Shoot, lard bucket would be sucking air before kicking a paper sacks ass.


94 posted on 07/14/2023 2:17:03 PM PDT by Tommy Revolts
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To: Reily

He’d shake himself to pieces…

It would be like that bridge “gallopin’Gertie”…


95 posted on 07/14/2023 2:22:52 PM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: BobL

I don’t think you can raise you leg far enough to kick anybody.


96 posted on 07/14/2023 3:12:54 PM PDT by Machavelli (True God)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

Crisco wouldn’t make it two minutes in a real fight. He’d be bent over sucking wind.


97 posted on 07/14/2023 3:34:49 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Freedom isn't free, liberty isn't liberal and you'll never find anything Right on the Left)
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To: Theodore R.

180 kilograms, maybe.

That’s 396 pounds, for those of you in Rio Linda.


98 posted on 07/14/2023 3:51:10 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Machavelli

“I don’t think you can raise you leg far enough to kick anybody.”

Link please.


99 posted on 07/14/2023 4:12:11 PM PDT by BobL (Trump has all the right Enemies; DeSantis has all the wrong Friends)
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To: gundog

Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!


100 posted on 07/14/2023 7:02:32 PM PDT by Lizavetta
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