All passengers on the missing Titanic sub are believed to be dead

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[janetjanet998]

BREAKING: All passengers on the missing Titanic sub are believed to be dead, says OceanGate company which operated the vessel

[laplata]

LOL!! Good one.

I get one of the other wallets.

[Red Badger]

Supposedly they had to ‘purge themselves’ before boarding, so that no facilities would be needed for ten hours...............

[1Old Pro]

Holding out hope for a new record breaking free ascent.

[dfwgator]

They’ve joined the choir invisible.

[hdbc]

No manual controls.
No backup sytems.
No way to exit the submersible from the inside.
No transponder to signal its location on the surface.
No high visibility paint scheme.
No fifty-year-old ex military white guys.

What an inspirational death trap.

[Red Badger]

I feel sorry for four of them....................

[dfwgator]

All the good snacks long gone, just wasabi peas left.

[bray]

Safe and effective.

[grey_whiskers]

OK, you win the thread for that.

“This is an ex-submarine!”

[Billthedrill]

At 400 atmospheres - 5800 psi - “squished but alive” is probably not happening.

[grey_whiskers]

Diversity is our...
*crush*

[fretzer]

I would imagine numerous submarines heard it. The P8/P3’s that were dropping sonobuoys were likely dropping them after the event.

[DesertRhino]

Hey, lets back off on the jokes for a while. That guy is under a lot of pressure at the moment.

[mware]

Only acouple weeks ago I listened to a YouTube that claimed to have audio of USSThresher implosion. Over 76 souls gone in a nanosecond.

[Quentin Quarantino]

When Thresher (it might have been Scorpion) imploded, one of the screws passed through the sub’s bow as it folded in on itself. BOOM. Certainly the sound of it was heard by someone. I think the past few days of hurrying search snd rescue was for show.

[Red Badger]

They are lying.

Those devices have been there since at least the 60’s if not the 50’s...............Not necessarily the same ones, mind you, as they do wear out from time to time.

But that’s how they knew the USS Scorpion had imploded in 1968!....................

[Red Badger]

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️👍....................

[C210N]

Alive, dead... maybe they'll be alive again.

[mware]

Submariner just said it takes 2 nanoseconds for implosion, and 4 nanoseconds for spinal cord to register there is a problem.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Four right douchebags and a rotten scumbag dead from doing something exceedingly dangerous inside a poorly designed, poorly executed device? Making the world better one dead Bass Turd at a time.