Dutch Try to Keep Muslim Migrants From Stealing Bikes by Offering Them $20 Bikes

Front Page Magazine ^ | June 4, 2023 | by Daniel Greenfield

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Cheap bikes are nice, but free is even cheaper than cheap.

Residents of the asylum seekers’ center in Dronten will soon be able to purchase a cheap bicycle. A workshop for bicycle maintenance will also be available. The Central Agency for the Reception of Asylum Seekers (COA) hopes that this will reduce the number of bicycle thefts in the area…

The police will deliver part of the 150 bicycles. These are specimens that were once seized and for which no one has reported. The COA is still looking for the remainder. “We fix up the bicycles and make them available for a reasonable price, between 20 and 50 euros.”

So bicycles that were stolen from Dutch residents whose owners weren’t found will be offered for sale to Muslim migrants for between around $20 to $50.

The migrant officials claim that the migrants didn’t steal the bikes, just bought them from the bicycle thieves, who for some reason, entirely unrelated to the migrant invaders, began stealing bikes in the area. Occam’s Razor rebels, but sure, let’s go with that story. The already gargantuan fortunes being expended on the migrant invaders will be supplemented with a bike center and a bunch of heavily discounted bikes.

Geert Wilders has some thoughts. “Will they also give millions to potential bank robbers to prevent bank robberies?”

“Insanity. I say stop asylum & close the borders.”

[Brooklyn Attitude]

Did the Dutch ever consider that migrants you have to pay not to steal might be the ones you should expell?

[bgill]

There ya go.

Who wants to pay $20 for a cheap bike when they can steal a new expensive bike?

[albie]

Yeah that’ll work. Guaranteed jail sentence? What nonsense.

[vpintheak]

Yep

[packagingguy]

Western Europe is beyond saving. Without bloodshed it will become Muslim.

Just last night a friend from Hungary said if Western Europeans started reproducing as quickly as possible they still will be minorities in their own countries.

About all that will be left of Europe as we know it will be countries of the former USSR and Warsaw Pact.

It’s over.

[Scott from the Left Coast]

“ It’s over.”

And that’s OK. Western Civilization has become too stupid to survive, and too perverse and tyrannical to warrant anything except the ash heap of history.

At this point in its long denouement, the human race is definitely better served by it disappearing from the face of the Earth.

[aquila48]

This should definitely disincentivize Muslim from invading Holland.

I bet anything that muslims don’t steal many bikes in Saudi Arabia. I wonder why.

[I want the USA back]

How to stop them from stealing: sentence them to labor as long as it takes to pay back what they stole, plus the court and law enforcement costs.

[FroedrickVonFreepenstein]

So the Dutch are paying the Dane Geld now, eh?

[dsrtsage]

If they get free bikes when they steal too much, what will they give them next when they decide to get a little more rapey

[dfwgator]

That’s a great album.

[cdcdawg]

Thank you. It’s been a while since I read that.

[SaveFerris]

[dfwgator]

[SaveFerris]

[Western Civilization has become too stupid to survive, and too perverse]

I would love to disagree. Unfortunately, there is much to support what you just said.

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Genesis 19:27-28 KJV

27 And Abraham gat up early in the morning to the place where he stood before the Lord:

28 And he looked toward Sodom and Gomorrah, and toward all the land of the plain, and beheld, and, lo, the smoke of the country went up as the smoke of a furnace.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis+19%3A27-28&version=KJV

[SaveFerris]

[dfwgator]

[SaveFerris]

Excellent comeback!!

I'm running out of gifs! George is getting upset!!



The ocean called: They're running out of shrimp! Oh yeah, the Jerk Store called and they're running out of George's adversary!!

[SaveFerris]

[Or pilfered pedals. ;)]

Stolen Schwinns!

Hijacked Huffys!

Captured Cycling Conveyances!

[ActresponsiblyinVA]

Subsidize bad behavior. It is the American way.