Posted on 12/16/2022 3:42:20 AM PST by dennisw
Putin's health has been subject to fervent speculation for years, with multiple claims, usually attributed to anonymous sources, variously suggesting an onset of Parkinson's, cancer and other problems, potentially "terminal."
The latest claim about Putin's alleged health woes appeared to link back to earlier unverified reports of the president falling down the stairs.
"Vladimir Putin To Undergo 'Emergency Colon Surgery' After Rumors Russian Leader Fell Down Stairs; 'Soiled Himself'," a Reddit post with more than 10,000 upvotes claimed on Saturday, December 10, 2022. The post linked to a RadarOnline article via MSN repeating the claim.
"Putin has canceled his annual message to the Federal Council, his press conference and the New Year's festivities in the Kremlin. Maybe he's about to kick the bucket?" another user wrote.
The Facts
While Newsweek cannot independently verify the claims or assess the Russian leader's current health condition, we can trace the emergence of this narrative via the now familiar misinformation route.
The Filonenko tweet appears to imply that the claim has been independently corroborated by other outlets and is thus confirmed. That is misleading.
(Excerpt) Read more at newsweek.com ...
This colon cancer surgery means Vlad gets reamed out with a medical level electric drill. Not your Black n Decker. With a special colon grater attachment on the end.
Sounds painful, but not if you are properly anesthetized by your local Hindu anesthetist.
Weeks - 42
Victories - O
Economy - 🚽💩
Dead - 97,000🌻
War Crimes - ♾
Annual presser - Cancelled
Bridges - Blowing up
Oil revenue - Falling
Air bases - 💣🧨💥🔥
Trousers - Soiled 💩
I remain a master strategist.
The surgery will be performed by Dr. Ben Carson with an assist from Dr. Rand Paul. It will be funded by the Rothschilds and the Knights Templar and his buddy Donald Trump will be there to hold his hand.
Emergency Colon surgery? Not until he first has the double kidney transplant and the walnut sized tumor removed from his brain.
Joe Stalin Putin did this? https://twitter.com/DarthPutinKGB I have a Twit account and he is now bookmarked.
“While Newsweek cannot independently verify the claims or assess the Russian leader’s current health condition, we can trace the emergence of this narrative via the now familiar misinformation route.” Too bad Newsweek and other fake news sources never noticed the same kind of paper trail when the FBI cited Isakoff’s reporting on the Steele dossier that they had leaked to him that was the confirmation FBI presented to FISA court for Carter Page warrant. Malevolent clown car.
I suspect he may be spreading these rumors himself. Like the Hyman Roth character in Godfather II, who kept telling everyone he is dying for 20 years.
This influences others to not deal with him because they think he’ll soon die anyway.
You need a colon cancer checkup. You might need the reaming out (electric drill) that Bad Vlad got.
Well at least he had an excuse unlike Joe who soiled himself while sitting on the Pope's white chair.
He is a sphincter entire. How could he have colon surgery unless he was somehow altered during his anal boring of Barrack Obama?
since Vlady is in “such great shape”,
why not have a little race to decide the war?
say, a 100-yd dash, followed by climbing 5 flights of stairs ... Putin vs. Zelenskiy, mano-a-mano
winner gets Crimea and the Donabas
(should be an easy win for Putin since he’s in “such great shape”, right? LOL)
—> fact Check!
😂😂😂😅😅😅
A Zeeper just posted a liberal media article with “fact check” in the title!
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅
You and your Putin luvin’ mind can rest easy. This was fact checked in advance. Thank Me!
I see. Yet everything you post is from the liberal media... so doubtful
Slow news day?
Since the war began, we've seen articles posted here, shamefully, claiming 1) Putin was dead and Russia was using body double for him back in May 2) That he had blood, stomach and thyroid cancer, all of which would have killed him by now if true and 3) That he has Parkinson's 4) That he has dementia.
And, of course, after all that Putin has giving five hour press conferences and Q/A sessions and appearing in videos looking very healthy.
I know Marcus's obsession with Putin is partly homoerotic. Is the same true of you, Dennisaw?
No but thanks anyway, you Vlad Putin all purpose arse licker. You sometimes coherent Putinisata
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