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1 posted on 12/16/2022 3:42:20 AM PST by dennisw
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This colon cancer surgery means Vlad gets reamed out with a medical level electric drill. Not your Black n Decker. With a special colon grater attachment on the end.

Sounds painful, but not if you are properly anesthetized by your local Hindu anesthetist.


2 posted on 12/16/2022 3:46:54 AM PST by dennisw ("You don't have to like it. You just have to do it")
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You betcha.

The surgery will be performed by Dr. Ben Carson with an assist from Dr. Rand Paul. It will be funded by the Rothschilds and the Knights Templar and his buddy Donald Trump will be there to hold his hand.

4 posted on 12/16/2022 3:53:06 AM PST by RoosterRedux
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Emergency Colon surgery? Not until he first has the double kidney transplant and the walnut sized tumor removed from his brain.


5 posted on 12/16/2022 4:01:07 AM PST by House Atreides (I’m now ULTRA-MAGA-PRO-MAX.)
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7 posted on 12/16/2022 4:07:27 AM PST by JonPreston
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“While Newsweek cannot independently verify the claims or assess the Russian leader’s current health condition, we can trace the emergence of this narrative via the now familiar misinformation route.” Too bad Newsweek and other fake news sources never noticed the same kind of paper trail when the FBI cited Isakoff’s reporting on the Steele dossier that they had leaked to him that was the confirmation FBI presented to FISA court for Carter Page warrant. Malevolent clown car.


8 posted on 12/16/2022 4:07:34 AM PST by sopo
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I suspect he may be spreading these rumors himself. Like the Hyman Roth character in Godfather II, who kept telling everyone he is dying for 20 years.

This influences others to not deal with him because they think he’ll soon die anyway.


9 posted on 12/16/2022 4:10:41 AM PST by Krosan
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"Vladimir Putin To Undergo 'Emergency Colon Surgery' After Rumors Russian Leader Fell Down Stairs; 'Soiled Himself',"

Well at least he had an excuse unlike Joe who soiled himself while sitting on the Pope's white chair.

11 posted on 12/16/2022 4:16:19 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Gun laws empower criminals. Guns empower the people.)
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He is a sphincter entire. How could he have colon surgery unless he was somehow altered during his anal boring of Barrack Obama?


12 posted on 12/16/2022 4:23:45 AM PST by Candor7
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14 posted on 12/16/2022 6:02:46 AM PST by aMorePerfectUnion (Fraud vitiates everything. )
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Slow news day?


17 posted on 12/16/2022 7:31:03 AM PST by GingisK
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It's official -- Dennisaw has assumed the role of lead clown from Marcus Maximus!

Since the war began, we've seen articles posted here, shamefully, claiming 1) Putin was dead and Russia was using body double for him back in May 2) That he had blood, stomach and thyroid cancer, all of which would have killed him by now if true and 3) That he has Parkinson's 4) That he has dementia.

And, of course, after all that Putin has giving five hour press conferences and Q/A sessions and appearing in videos looking very healthy.

I know Marcus's obsession with Putin is partly homoerotic. Is the same true of you, Dennisaw?

18 posted on 12/16/2022 9:28:11 AM PST by Kazan
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