World's largest active volcano, Mauna Loa, erupts in Hawaii

NBC ^ | 11/28/22

[EEGator]

I’ve been to the old airport numerous times.
They have a trail and calisthenics station…

[janetjanet998]

Video
World’s largest active volcano Mauna Loa has started to erupt in Hawaii
https://rumble.com/v1xn56g-worlds-largest-active-volcano-mauna-loa-has-started-to-erupt-in-hawaii.html

[Vermont Lt]

Well, first off someone would need to explain where the Azores are. Then they would have to explain why that phrase is funny. Then you would have to deal with those unable to understand sarcasm, and who attack you for saying a “lie.”

It’s best to not really say anything these days.

(I laughed…but I laugh at everything these days.)

[EEGator]

Damned cowbodys! Always causing trouble…

[dennisw]

What’s that Jimmy Buffet tune? “When the volcano blows”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbzIVR1OaAY&t=53s

[Diana in Wisconsin]

“I like how the lava is ‘contained’ and anything downhill is not at risk.”

Well, they DID put up chain link fencing! Same concept as a screen door on a submarine.

Ask any EnviroWeenie! The DO try to save us all from ourselves, don’t ‘cha know! They are pure of heart!

*SNORT*

[Eleutheria5]

But this is green energy. Just put a giant balloon over the mouth of the volcano, and you can capture all this natural gas.

[Karliner]

Sooooo, what’s this gonna do to the CO2 in the atmosphere? Nine years left to live before we figure out how to cork these anti-Gaia, Pro-Pele volcanoes.

[nesnah]

What’s that Jimmy Buffet tune? “When the volcano blows”

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I don’t know....

[Lockbox]

How about The One’s beach front home?

[Alas Babylon!]

Wasn’t there a story about a week ago about some dude peeing on it and the locals were upset because they said it was disrespectful to their god Pele?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11451271/Hawaii-man-sparks-fury-uploading-Instagram-video-PEEING-sacred-mountain.html

Yeah, it was Mona Kea, but maybe Loa is showing anger for it.

[PGR88]

Hasn’t it been constantly erupting for like the last 20 years?

[EBH]

No, not since 1984

[Tommy Revolts]

Climate change again?

[DannyTN]

"Good grief, why don’t we have a ‘tax-volcanoes-so-they-don’t-erupt policy yet?"

Because democrats would be encouraging eruptions if it meant more taxes or can be blamed on Republicans.

[Ezekiel]

(I laughed…but I laugh at everything these days.)

Good news!

Because in Isaac ("he will laugh") is Abraham's seed called.

Haman was a very bad man, coming from the humorless seed of Amalek. Defective. No funny bone.

Jewish humor is on every street corner, but "Amalekite Humor"?? Haman was not amused.

That's why he ended up as gallows humor personified. The very name of the game:

That's no joke, because he was truly "NG" inside, "no good."

HANGMAN
HANGMAN

Gotta laugh.

If you're really into this business, you'll understand why nobody gets out of bondage without the bones of Joseph. Joseph is much-associated with both "good" and "yesod", which is a foundation.

Bob Vila would be the first to tell you that the number one sign of a house with good bones is

1. A Solid Foundation

No wonder Joseph was run out of town on a rail. There goes the neighborhood!

[EinNYC]

Classically they appeased Pele by throwing in a Hawaiian Princess. But that’s sexist and racist. To correct those past injustices they saw should throw in the highest ranking male Halole available, Obama.

Make sure you throw in Fauci, Schumer, Schiff and a few others--just to make sure.

[dhs12345]

Avoid the Big Island if you are a general tourist. It is a tourist rip off. Even Oahu is better than the Big Island. At least on Oahu, prices are more reasonable. But the best island is Maui (of the 3 that I stayed on).

[skr]

And fast! Wouldn’t want to live anywhere near an active volcano.

[KobraKai]

Volcanoes are the evidence against anthropogenic climate change.