Leave them there and sell tickets like at a carnival freak show.
If they aren’t eating, why do they need a bowl?
The protesters should have been given all the food and drink they wanted. A nice chocolate desert laced with Ex-Lax would be a nice touch. Leave them in place. They glued themselves, so obviously they don’t want to be moved. Let them figure how to get out of that ‘mess’.
I wish they would give them a pisspot just so we could watch the Twister-type moves to get in position to use it.
Of course, those guys prob have much more experience peeing sitting down than I do.
So this is where Mrs. Ripley’s p.m. Headstart class went. They should have brought their Huggies and a “snack”.
Back the cars out, take down the displays, open the windows and turn on the sprinklers at 2:00 am for 10 minutes.
“a bowl to urinate and defecate in a decent manner...”
They have a different definition of “decent” than most of us, I think.
“The rate of environmental destruction closely tracks economic growth”
No thank you.
And they call us short-sighted science-deniers.
Superglue their orifices shut. Problem solved!
Put a body bag next to each one, get some kegs of beer and pizza, Have a Drinking Party that goes on until they die, then load them in the bags, get more beer...
I think that maybe they’re not glued sufficiently for people to take them seriously I think maybe gluing BOTH hands and their backsides to the floor would be much more effective.
But they do this in Germany mid-Fall in a heated building. They want to save the environment so badly? Turn the building heat and electric off. Then when they complain about that, start the cars and let them run inside to provide the heat and get rid of all the nasty gasoline in their tanks...
Liberals in a nut shell. They come in and inconvenience everyone and them complain that no one saves them from their own stupidity.
Sounds to me these guys came all the way from San Francisco, so why do they even need a bowl?
Too bad they didn’t glue themselves to the autobahn. The traffic will unglue them when they need to relieve themselves
I think Xylene will disolve it. If it is super glue. or most glues. 5200 is permanant and some one should apply that to ensure they don’t “go” anywhere.
Remove the cars. Leave them there. Shut off the power, heat, water, and lights, and lock the doors. In a year reopen the building, with camera crews in attendance, and let their mummified corpses serve as a warning to others.
Or I suppose you could go the “Saw” route and leave them there with a few hacksaws scattered about, just out of reach.
Glue your as#holes shut next time. Problem solved.
Would be a great idea for a segment of “Sprockets.”