Quack Science.
More likely:
My bio modeling personal theory, having equal weight if not more weight than the Mars Climate Modeling effort, is:
that the ancient Martians transgendered themselves out of existance by failing to reproduce.
these Jack@$$e$ come up with some of the craziest crap you have ever seen or heard of. The tricks to get their green world and the pay checks with it going strong. They are going to destroy life on this earth as they seek to murder at least 7 billion people to reach their 500 million limit of humans on the planet these fools want. They don’t get it but the ones doing all the work for the big whigs are among those going to get knocked off. I thank GOD that I am on the last legs of my life span. I look forward to going home one of these days when my Lord says time on my life.
Quack Science.
More likely:
My bio modeling personal theory, having equal weight if not more weight than the Mars Climate Modeling effort, is:
It was mishandling of the Plutonium Q3 space modulator that destroyed them.
Kinda silly. What MONEY can the Climate Grifters possibly make from this?
Oh, never mind. They’ll find a way.
*SPIT*
“First Martian life likely broke the planet with climate change, made themselves extinct”
So the problem according to the climate change zealots is life itself.
If there is no life to so-call interfere with the climate then the cold pristine matter will be left alone pure and pristine.
Is this the Bee?
Thought I was reading Babylon Bee.
Well, that drivel about the “research” broke my Bullshitometer!
Fortunately the cost of replacement is small and I’ll be back in action this evening!
Climate change is a man made hoax.
Thanks for exposing the hoax.
As far as the "theory" goes, I would point out that hydrogen would be the 1st gas to be blown off by the Solar Wind, while methane would stick around longer. Since Mars is believed to have lost its magnetic field quite early on, the free hydrogen was almost certainly gone before life could arise. MAYBE enough methane could stick around for microbes adapted to eat methane to develop -- in fact, such are found on Earth and consume methane to the tune of 30 million metric tons of methane per year.
https://news.northwestern.edu/stories/2022/03/methane-converting-bacteria/#:~:text=Methanotrophic%20bacteria%20consume%2030%20million,greenhouse%20gas%20into%20usable%20fuel.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methanotroph
At this point the development of a biological cycle is easy (at least compared to getting to the point of microbes in the 1st place.) Problem being that the methane is being blown away (more gradually than hydrogen) too, so the microbes (and the cycle) would soon enough have to adapt yet further...
The scientists believe their findings suggest that life may not be innately self-sustaining in every conducive environment it pops up in, and that it can easily wipe itself out by accidentally destroying the foundations for its own existence.
This is actually very common on Earth in effectively monolithic environments, but then we are not talking about "all life" on a planet. Still... Heavy damage can be done in even fairly complex situations / ecologies. For example, poor farming practices can nearly depopulate humans in a region...
Oh good God it never ends, we will destroy ourselves!!!
OK kiddies let’s look at the composition of earths atmosphere...
78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen, 0.04% CO2
Nitrogen and CO2 are necessary for plant life
If the level of CO2 ever reaches 0.02% plant life starts dying off and guess what goes next? WE DO!
Now, which of these gases are dangerously low?
78% nitrogen - OK
21% oxygen - OK
0.04% CO2 - BZZZZT! DANGER DANGER WILL ROBINSON!
And what do liberals focus on? Reducing CO2
Horseshit.
What nonsense...
Mars cooled, its core slowed down, its magnetosphere broke down, and its atmosphere was washed away by the solar winds.
What absolutely nonsense is this garbage... Mars is not “dead” because of any sort of domestic induced climate change.
The only reason WE are here at all is because for millions upon millions of years, microbes generated Oxygen... to a point where there earths atmosphere is now 21% of the stuff... O2 is actually poisonous to may things... then something also happened, an organism evolved that could process O2 and generate energy, this allowed the evolution of higher life forms...because using O2 for energy generates far more energy than other gases.
Had neither of these two things occurred we would not be here.
” At the time, atmospheric conditions were similar to those that existed on ancient Earth during the same period”
HaHa - Wrong orbital path pal.
Thar be a significant difference in distance to the sun?
Venus: Average: 108 million km / 67 million miles (0.72 AU)
Earth: Average: 150 million km / 93 million miles (1.00 AU)
Mars: Average: 228 million km/ 142 million miles (1.52 AU)
Hydrogen would have escaped the planet even faster than methane.🙄
This isn’t from the Babylon Bee? Just looking at the headline, that was my guess...
Then again, it’s from the laugh fest called PMS, so it’s probably just as much of a farcical article as BB would write.
Proving that life is the greatest threat to ... life.
To paraphrase GWB; “In order to save life we’re going to have to exterminate life.”