Skip to comments.Nudist summoned to court for walking down street with todger out arrives naked
Posted on 10/03/2022 8:52:59 AM PDT by packagingguy
A man with a penchant for getting naked turned heads when he showed up at a courthouse in the buff.
Alejandro Colomar, 29, has racked up an eye-watering €3,000 (£2,700) in fines for walking around the streets of Valencia, Spain, without clothes on multiple occasions.
And the self-proclaimed nudist, who claims his naughty hobby is not illegal, even showed up at the courthouse totally disrobed to contest his many fines on Tuesday (September 27).
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But never to worry, Naked Man will always cheer you up when things look gloomy.
Apparently this guy from Spain just can't keep his clothes on, even when he's been summoned to court for indecent exposure.
Thank heavens he's from Spain and not Germany or his unit might freeze off this winter.
His “todger” is out? Now that’s a new one.. But I think I understand what they are saying. I used to think I’d heard it all.
I prefer “Mr. Wangdoodle” (courtesy of a college fraternity brother 50 years ago). Another fraternity brother called his “Lopey the Spoiler,” but I think he was grossly exaggerating things.
one of my favorite movie scenes is in “Catch 22” when Orson Welles (playing a General) is handing out medals to some of the men, and one of them shows up in line wearing nothing.
Orson wells just stops and stares him in the eyes for like 20 seconds. And then dismisses it saying “if he wants to get his medal with no clothes on he can get his medal with no clothes on.”
But that look on his face is one of the funniest 20 seconds of silence in movie history.
I had to look up the definition of todger.
Wow. That dudes got some cojones to try that stunt!
Where does he keep his wallet and keys? To me that would be the hardest part of being a full time nudist.
If it had a tattoo on it, would it be a “artful todger”?
Nudists love the nano-chip technology.
“Where does he keep his wallet and keys? To me that would be the hardest part of being a full time nudist.”
In a purse of course. Now I am having trouble shaking that visual.
Looks like Spain has no strings on him.
He is sort of a minimalist. He is all in on transparency.
Naked Man Arrested for Concealed Weapon
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
PUBLISHED: November 3, 2006 at 4:02 p.m.
EL CERRITO, Calif.-
A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors–naked–and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.
The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.
John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.
“You can’t get much more concealed than that,” Horgan said.
“Keister” can be a verb, as well as a noun.
In a more sane time this would be recognized for what it is - mental illness.
"Welcome to Jamaica, Mon, have a nice day"
(Punchline to an old joke about tattoos on todgers)
Look up, “Tallywhacker,” same thing....
Honestly given court room security everybody should be showing up naked. Just easier.
Or as Ray Stevens would put it, he was showing off his physique, inviting public critique.
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