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A Putin joke

Posted on 08/23/2022 1:53:04 PM PDT by Ning_England

Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behavior. So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender: -Is Crimea ours? -Yes, it is. -And the Donbas? -Also ours. -And Kyiv? -We got that too. Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks: -Thanks, how much do I owe you? -5 euros.


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To: 21twelve; map

I often go back and listen to some of Reagan’s old jokes. He had some really good ones about the Soviet Union.


21 posted on 08/23/2022 2:27:47 PM PDT by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful.)
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To: MinorityRepublican; map
"I generally have a pretty good sense of humor. I read this joke 3 times and don’t get it."

The joke is that by then the currency in Moscow will be euros instead of rubles (Russian currency).

22 posted on 08/23/2022 2:29:16 PM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Ning_England

Slobber Ukraini!


23 posted on 08/23/2022 2:29:52 PM PDT by Bloodandgravy (We who?)
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To: canuck_conservative

True. Commies


24 posted on 08/23/2022 2:33:03 PM PDT by Ning_England
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To: Ning_England

Funny.


25 posted on 08/23/2022 2:35:26 PM PDT by for-q-clinton (Cancel Culture IS fascism...Let's start calling it that!)
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To: 21twelve

I like that one:

The Russian said,”Yes, I can go into the Kremlin to the General Secretary’s office, pound his desk and say,’Mr.Gorbachev, I don’t like the way President Reagan is running this country.’”


26 posted on 08/23/2022 2:37:02 PM PDT by Ning_England
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To: Tell It Right

Thank you


27 posted on 08/23/2022 2:37:32 PM PDT by Ning_England
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To: 21twelve

Nah we don’t want him


28 posted on 08/23/2022 2:38:18 PM PDT by Ning_England
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To: Travis McGee

Hmmm. Do you know Russia did to have that happen? Russia did a lot of things that will hurt their economy. Just to have the currency strong.


29 posted on 08/23/2022 2:40:36 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: BeauBo

Well didn’t take long for Free Republic’s perverts to show up.


30 posted on 08/23/2022 2:44:44 PM PDT by McGruff (Don't underestimate Joe's ability to f*** things up - Barack Obama)
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To: Ning_England

What’s Ukraine’s biggest import?

Russian scrap metal

What’s Ukraine’s biggest export ?

Airborne rockets.


31 posted on 08/23/2022 2:46:38 PM PDT by libh8er
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To: PGR88

US dollars.


32 posted on 08/23/2022 2:47:34 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Inside every leftist is a blood-thirsty fascist yearning to be free of current societal constraints.)
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To: Ning_England

Back in the day only the rich and in the party could buy a car in the USSR, but even then it would take 10 years to deliver and they had to pay up front.

“Thank you for your payment Comrade Yuruv - your car will be ready in ten years.”

“Thank you. Will that be morning or afternoon?”

“What kind of a question is that!? It will be ten years!”
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“Well, the plumber is coming in the morning!”


33 posted on 08/23/2022 2:49:05 PM PDT by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful.)
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To: map; MinorityRepublican

That the EU now controls Russia, thus the reason for the cost to be in Euros, not Rubles. Problem is the joke is on those who find it hilarious. They just don’t get it. 🙂


34 posted on 08/23/2022 2:54:43 PM PDT by Robert DeLong
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To: 21twelve
Ronald Reagan used to tell that joke.

-PJ

35 posted on 08/23/2022 2:55:11 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too ( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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To: 21twelve

😂😂👍


37 posted on 08/23/2022 2:57:40 PM PDT by Ning_England
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To: Ning_England

The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza joint and asks “Can you make me one with everything?”


38 posted on 08/23/2022 2:59:31 PM PDT by calljack (Sometimes your worst nightmare is just a start.)
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To: Travis McGee

The more the Ruble goes up, the more it hurts exports.


40 posted on 08/23/2022 3:09:44 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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