Posted on 08/23/2022 1:53:04 PM PDT by Ning_England
Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behavior. So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender: -Is Crimea ours? -Yes, it is. -And the Donbas? -Also ours. -And Kyiv? -We got that too. Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks: -Thanks, how much do I owe you? -5 euros.
I often go back and listen to some of Reagan’s old jokes. He had some really good ones about the Soviet Union.
The joke is that by then the currency in Moscow will be euros instead of rubles (Russian currency).
Slobber Ukraini!
True. Commies
Funny.
I like that one:
The Russian said,”Yes, I can go into the Kremlin to the General Secretary’s office, pound his desk and say,’Mr.Gorbachev, I don’t like the way President Reagan is running this country.’”
Thank you
Nah we don’t want him
Hmmm. Do you know Russia did to have that happen? Russia did a lot of things that will hurt their economy. Just to have the currency strong.
Well didn’t take long for Free Republic’s perverts to show up.
What’s Ukraine’s biggest import?
Russian scrap metal
What’s Ukraine’s biggest export ?
Airborne rockets.
US dollars.
Back in the day only the rich and in the party could buy a car in the USSR, but even then it would take 10 years to deliver and they had to pay up front.
“Thank you for your payment Comrade Yuruv - your car will be ready in ten years.”
“Thank you. Will that be morning or afternoon?”
“What kind of a question is that!? It will be ten years!”
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“Well, the plumber is coming in the morning!”
That the EU now controls Russia, thus the reason for the cost to be in Euros, not Rubles. Problem is the joke is on those who find it hilarious. They just don’t get it. 🙂
-PJ
😂😂👍
The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza joint and asks “Can you make me one with everything?”
The more the Ruble goes up, the more it hurts exports.
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