I like that one:
The Russian said,”Yes, I can go into the Kremlin to the General Secretary’s office, pound his desk and say,’Mr.Gorbachev, I don’t like the way President Reagan is running this country.’”
Back in the day only the rich and in the party could buy a car in the USSR, but even then it would take 10 years to deliver and they had to pay up front.
“Thank you for your payment Comrade Yuruv - your car will be ready in ten years.”
“Thank you. Will that be morning or afternoon?”
“What kind of a question is that!? It will be ten years!”
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“Well, the plumber is coming in the morning!”