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A Putin joke

Posted on 08/23/2022 1:53:04 PM PDT by Ning_England

Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behavior. So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender: -Is Crimea ours? -Yes, it is. -And the Donbas? -Also ours. -And Kyiv? -We got that too. Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks: -Thanks, how much do I owe you? -5 euros.


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1 posted on 08/23/2022 1:53:04 PM PDT by Ning_England
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2 posted on 08/23/2022 1:54:50 PM PDT by DannyTN
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As Ukraine steadily implodes....
Be around for that end laugh, kkthx.


3 posted on 08/23/2022 1:56:07 PM PDT by cranked
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4 posted on 08/23/2022 2:00:09 PM PDT by Travis McGee (EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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What’s Ukraine’s biggest import?

The Russian military.


5 posted on 08/23/2022 2:00:36 PM PDT by PGR88
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Geez, are you delusional!

Euro falls below parity with the dollar. What’s the impact?

https://www.khou.com/article/news/nation-world/euro-dollar/507-aa0f6dca-6ed8-4316-8640-78a465bdbc7f


6 posted on 08/23/2022 2:00:38 PM PDT by Travis McGee (EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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Funny back in May. Funny now.

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/4066968/posts


7 posted on 08/23/2022 2:01:01 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Fake News. Might be true; but it’s designed to distort, mislead, brainwash and BS sheeple. )
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But surely, the sanctions are working.....


8 posted on 08/23/2022 2:02:10 PM PDT by cranked
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9 posted on 08/23/2022 2:02:16 PM PDT by Travis McGee (EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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Ask the Germans around January.


10 posted on 08/23/2022 2:03:16 PM PDT by Travis McGee (EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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Whats even funnier is how a simple (and funny) joke still triggers certain thin-skinned Putin supporting freepers...


11 posted on 08/23/2022 2:09:31 PM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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I don't pick sides I just follow as a historical & tactics interest. However you'll really get a laugh out of this...
DPA update. Kherson Offensive has started.... ;) https://youtu.be/bEW22_g-KyE
12 posted on 08/23/2022 2:12:06 PM PDT by MotorCityBuck ( Keep the change, you filthy animal! ,)
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Putin is a Gay Clown!


13 posted on 08/23/2022 2:12:16 PM PDT by BeauBo ( )
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😂😂


14 posted on 08/23/2022 2:18:51 PM PDT by Ning_England
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I generally have a pretty good sense of humor. I read this joke 3 times and don’t get it.

What am I missing?


15 posted on 08/23/2022 2:19:04 PM PDT by map
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Not getting it either.


16 posted on 08/23/2022 2:20:28 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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To: BeauBo

Yep he is indeed


17 posted on 08/23/2022 2:20:56 PM PDT by Ning_England
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To: Magnum44

Yep


18 posted on 08/23/2022 2:21:59 PM PDT by Ning_England
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What’s Russia biggest export?

Misery

(sorry, no joke)


19 posted on 08/23/2022 2:23:14 PM PDT by canuck_conservative
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Russia ended up joining the EU.


20 posted on 08/23/2022 2:25:50 PM PDT by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful.)
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