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A Putin joke
Posted on 08/23/2022 1:53:04 PM PDT by Ning_England
Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behavior. So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender: -Is Crimea ours? -Yes, it is. -And the Donbas? -Also ours. -And Kyiv? -We got that too. Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks: -Thanks, how much do I owe you? -5 euros.
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To: Ning_England
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posted on
08/23/2022 1:54:50 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: DannyTN
As Ukraine steadily implodes....
Be around for that end laugh, kkthx.
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posted on
08/23/2022 1:56:07 PM PDT
by
cranked
To: cranked
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posted on
08/23/2022 2:00:09 PM PDT
by
Travis McGee
(EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
To: Ning_England
What’s Ukraine’s biggest import?
The Russian military.
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posted on
08/23/2022 2:00:36 PM PDT
by
PGR88
To: Ning_England
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posted on
08/23/2022 2:00:38 PM PDT
by
Travis McGee
(EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
To: Ning_England
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posted on
08/23/2022 2:01:01 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(Fake News. Might be true; but it’s designed to distort, mislead, brainwash and BS sheeple. )
To: Travis McGee
But surely, the sanctions are working.....
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posted on
08/23/2022 2:02:10 PM PDT
by
cranked
To: Ning_England
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posted on
08/23/2022 2:02:16 PM PDT
by
Travis McGee
(EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
To: cranked
Ask the Germans around January.
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posted on
08/23/2022 2:03:16 PM PDT
by
Travis McGee
(EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
To: Ning_England
Whats even funnier is how a simple (and funny) joke still triggers certain thin-skinned Putin supporting freepers...
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posted on
08/23/2022 2:09:31 PM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: Ning_England
I don't pick sides I just follow as a historical & tactics interest. However you'll really get a laugh out of this...
DPA update. Kherson Offensive has started.... ;)
https://youtu.be/bEW22_g-KyE
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posted on
08/23/2022 2:12:06 PM PDT
by
MotorCityBuck
( Keep the change, you filthy animal! ,)
To: Ning_England
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posted on
08/23/2022 2:12:16 PM PDT
by
BeauBo
( )
To: Travis McGee
To: Ning_England
I generally have a pretty good sense of humor. I read this joke 3 times and don’t get it.
What am I missing?
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posted on
08/23/2022 2:19:04 PM PDT
by
map
To: map
To: BeauBo
To: Magnum44
To: PGR88
What’s Russia biggest export?
Misery
(sorry, no joke)
To: MinorityRepublican; map
Russia ended up joining the EU.
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posted on
08/23/2022 2:25:50 PM PDT
by
21twelve
(Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful.)
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