There is no such thing as gravity.
Posted on 07/31/2022 4:27:55 PM PDT by BusterDog
As a heat wave continues across the country, doctors and firefighters are warning parents and caregivers about children falling from windows. Between 3,500 and 5,000 children, usually between 2 and 5 years old, fall from windows annually in the United States.
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Just redefine gravity. That’s much easier to do.
Pretty hard to believe.
There is no such thing as gravity.
3500 to 5000 children... hmmm...
And literally just a few children with significant comorbidities + CV-19 have died -
We need to ban all unvaccinated and unmasked assault windows. /s
"We've been hard at work trying to fix the gravity problem that the previous administration left for us."
Put bars on the windows of your pod for gosh sakes. And keep eating your bugs.
My aunt's sister was bit by a moose.
I guess we must ban windows now.
At least all the assault windows...
Right. One for each kid.
If there's more, they can line up.
Ban trees too. I fell out of a tree in 63 and was brought in DOA.
Most of them don’t require hospitalization
An estimated 98 415 children were treated in US hospital EDs for window fall–related injuries during the 19-year study period (average: 5180 patients per year). The mean age of children was 5.1 years, and boys accounted for 58.1% of cases. One-fourth (25.4%) of the patients required admission to the hospital. The annual injury rate decreased significantly during the study period because of a decrease in the annual injury rate among 0- to 4-year-old children. Children 0 to 4 years of age were more likely to sustain head injuries and to be hospitalized or to die compared with children 5 to 17 years of age.
Either that, or just ban children.
Hmmm... I gather that is what the left is in process of doing with toddler vaccines and trafficking and abortion and...
If only they were talking about Windows, the operating system.
“I already addressed that, Peter, and if you want further clarification I refer you to The Science, Dr. Fauci.”
“Now stop dropping things on the floor in order to embarrass me.”
Either that, or just ban children.
Hmmm... I gather that is what the left is in process of doing with toddler vaccines and trafficking and abortion and...
Nope, just ban high capacity windows. That ought to do it.
It’s time for common-sense window control.
Trans gravity: where you fall up.
Unless there is a bad fire, then the more the merrier.
Why not just TAX WINDOWS! It has been done before.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Window_tax
People will then block up the windows to keep from paying the tax.
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