Lesbian bar forced to close after 5 days because it wasn't woke enough to be a lesbian bar

wnd.com ^ | 7/21/2022 | wnd news service

[rktman]

Over 200 Lesbians lined up for the exciting opening of Doc Marie’s, a new lesbian bar. That excitement lasted less than a week as complaints poured in. Doc Marie’s, named after Dr. Marie Equi, wasn’t inclusive enough for trans or people of color. In other words, they thought Lesbians were homophobes and racists.

The bizarre responses do not end there. Despite mask mandates being lifted in Portland, patrons demanded more COV-prevention measures. COV is now a cold. Patrons also claimed that Doc Marie’s had “culturally appropriative art” on the walls.

The employees rebelled. They aren’t just lesbians; they are WOKES. They presented a list of demands, and rather than meet them; Doc Marie’s shut down within five days of opening.

[moovova]

“Your second chance at winning the enter forum today...”

Whoops...looks like my first entry “went away”.

I’d better rest over here in my dark corner.

[Flatus I. Maximus]

[PeterPrinciple]

Lesbian Bars Can Only Exist If They’re Also Marxists

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from the article

[PeterPrinciple]

Among the demands were ordering the owner to quit and turning ownership over to the employees. In other words, they’re communists – Marxists.

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employee demands...............

[Feckless]

Having been married to a Lesbian for 37 years, having many Lesbian soldiers work for me during 20 year Army career, and knowing several Lesbians here in Central Texas, I’d say 90% of them are more Right Wing than most Suburban Moms. Every Lesbian I know save for one cousin Voted for Trump.

Realize, these aren’t activist types, just friends, neighbors, and relatives who happen to be Lesbian.

[seowulf]

There has to be a barrier to this flood of wokeness.

We need to build a dike.

[gr8eman]

It should be a fake headline...but its not! Ha!

[gr8eman]

Haw Haw...good one!

[moovova]

I will point out, however, that the last two digits of the comment "number" is...

...69

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[dsrtsage]

All women are Bi.

It just needs to be determined whether it is polar or sexual

[Billthedrill]

Oh, brother - the employees wanted to steal the entire establishment from the owners. It would have been broke in another five days anyway.

Communism is inherently predatory and eventually suicidal because of that. So long as there's something left to steal, they're fine. These clowns wanted the whole enchilada right away and got nothing. Which they would have ended up with anyway.

[Seruzawa]

Is there a single wokester who doesn’t have a dreamcatcher somewhere?

[4yearlurker]

I heard the owners didn't have their licker license.

[Seruzawa]

F*** WND and its ads and polls

[Steve_Seattle]

"Is there a single wokester who doesn’t have a dreamcatcher somewhere?"

I donate to a Native American school in South Dakota, and they often send little gifts as inducements for further contributions. I think over the years they've sent me about five dream catchers.

[dayglored]

> I won’t say it was a tough lesbian bar - but even the pool table didn’t have any balls...

Many years ago I discovered that the two lesbian bars in Ithaca (at the time) had BY FAR THE BEST pool tables in any bar in the area. Clean, level, and respected by the clientele.

Fortunately, both bars were okay with hetero men like myself coming in to have a drink and shoot a few racks, as long as we didn't hassle the ladies.

Those ladies were some of the most fearsomely talented pool shooters I've ever met. Friendly, too, and by and large they had a good sense of humor and could both tell and take a joke.

This story makes me sad -- f'n woke bassturds ruin everything.

[Seruzawa]

So it opened and closed, lickety-split.

[AppyPappy]

I wonder if the issue was with lesbian men.

[rktman]

Roger that.

[Kiss7]

That was disgusting.
But good.