Posted on 06/17/2022 7:07:14 AM PDT by lightman
Happy “pride month!”
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It’s monkeypox awareness month!
The CDC can’t even bring themselves to say that people with monkeypox maybe shouldn’t be having sex at all? The pursuit of unlimited sexual gratification cannot be deferred even when one has a serious, contagious disease? But shut down the churches during Covid!
Social distancing isn’t quite what I thought it was.
Compliments of the Biden admin.
People can’t afford food, gas or housing but masturbate a way at a six foot distance!!!!!!
Who the hell would?..............................🤢..
Yeah, they don’t dare put a damper on the sexual excesses of “Pride” month, but for two years they were telling us not to gather for Christmas.
To think we pay people to do this!.......................
CDC , Crazy Democrat Coven
The CDC is full of jerk-offs
“Incredible headline.”
Kinda but not really. It’s like the whole “sex education” in school thing: First we’re told that we need to know how sex works so we won’t have an accidental pregnancy or catch STD. THEN we need to know about “safe sex” because there are epidemics of STDs (which sex ed was supposed to prevent). NOW grade-school-aged kids need to know about anal sex, gender identity, and how to perform fellatio. And we’re told it’s so no one will abuse them. Hm.
So now there’s such a thing as “how to have guy-on-guy sex with someone who might have a virulent, contagious, transmissible illness and not catch it yourself” - you know, like there IS such a thing.
As a side note, a long time ago there was this giant 24-hour laundromat on E Colfax in Denver called “Smiley’s Laundromat.” Me and this gal I worked with used to take laundry to this place at midnight - that’s when she got off work and also it was crazy fun. Sometimes too crazy.
Sometimes there would be a bunch of gay dudes doing laundry there. My friend - she was very tough and had been in prison - would make all these scurrilous jokes about gay dudes’ laundry right in front of gay dudes who were doing their laundry. They would just sneer at us, like: “We’re the men! Get out of our way, you miserable females!”
Leslie Nielsen had it figured out in the Naked Gun movies.
*speaking slowly* It’s..... COMMUNISM.
FCOL! Can people simply not abstain for even a brief while?
Monkeypox
Is that a 58th variety of gender that we have never heard of before?
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