Vladimir Putin's bodyguards 'collect his excrement on foreign trips and take it back with them to Moscow in dedicated briefcase to stop Western spies collecting intelligence about his health'

Daily Mail ^ | 6.11.2022 | Lizzie May

[NWFree]

The Daily Mail prints more crap than Putin can pick up 🤪

[BobL]

They must have an office pool at Daily Mail.

[escapefromboston]

I suppose anything is possible

[Nextrush]

The Daily Mail knows its s*** because it’s full of it.

[TangoLimaSierra]

They shouldn’t have told us. Instead, just leave the poop of different kinds of animals.

[Thunder90]

I bet the same thing happens with Xi Jinping, and yes also Poopy Pants Biden.

[Revolutionary]

Standard ops.

[knarf]

Y’don’t hide y’shit unless y’got shit t’hide.

[packagingguy]

So what does the US government do with the president’s diapers? We wouldn’t want them plopping into the hands of foreign intelligence agencies.

[Terry L Smith]

this is not a new news item.

this has been known by those who’ve retired from the shadows for 10 years!!!

[Dr. Sivana]

Uneasy dumps the head that wears the crown.

BTW, I don’t know what’s so special about this. My cats get similar treatment, minus the body guards.

[TexasFreeper2009]

how do they distinguish between the excrement and him?

[Scrambler Bob]

They are going to put those special pouches on the White House steps, light them on fire, and call Joe.

[Dr. Sivana]

I bet the same thing happens with Xi Jinping, and yes also Poopy Pants Biden.

Don't forget Kim Jung Un's golden commode that goes everywhere with him for the same reason.

By the way, if Putin takes SIX body guards with him, that means he believes that one or two may have secretly turned on him, but he doesn't know which ones.

[BipolarBob]

So, Russia has shit detail too.

[Have Ruck - Will Travel]

Man, what a sh**ty job!

[CatHerd]

So, if it’s flushed down a toilet into a sewer system, how could it be collected for analysis anyway? smh

[Leaning Right]

Khrushchev’s bodyguards did the same thing.

[Qui is]

Perhaps, but it wouldn’t surprise me in the least if true. And if true, I have no doubt the US Secret Service has not done the same thing for Joe Biden, Barry Obama, Georgie Bush and Bill Clinton. All of whom are documented drug and alcohol abusers that must have been on some serious pharmaceuticals to keep their sh!t togethe because they are all borderline nutjobs.

And I’m quite certain that every other nation with a nut job for a leader does the same thing.