Effects of Aging Have Been Reversed by Putting Young Mouse Poop in Old Mice

Science alert.com ^ | May 6, 2022 | David Nield

[Paperpusher]

Eat Popcorn. FDA allowed contaminate:
Popcorn: 1 or more rodent excreta pellets [i.e., mouse poop] are found in 1 or more subsamples, and 1 or more rodent hairs are found in 2 or more other subsamples OR 2 or more rodent hairs per pound and rodent hair is found in 50% or more of the subsamples OR 20 or more gnawed grains per pound and rodent hair is found in 50% or more of the subsamples

[Chuckster]

OK. I went along with the calorie restricted diet, but this is going too far.

[BiteYourSelf]

Burma Shave.😁

[Oscar in Batangas]

So living on the ground floor of a two-storey outhouse is a GOOD thing???

[Adder]

You sh1ttin me?

[Mr. Blond]

The Elites will no longer drink the blood of children...

[pepsi_junkie]

Great, immortal mice. Just what the world needed.

[Bobalu]

If I gotta eat $hit to live then I don’t wanna live...

[Trillian]

If this was true, faggots would have long life spans.

[shotgun]

HOLY $#!+

[rx]

Ah, those experiments designed by homosexual human males worried about the detrimental effects of their behaviors!

[Albion Wilde]

Yo, Ma, where d’mouse poop at?

[Albion Wilde]

So that’s how all those gay guys stay so young looking!

[curious7]

Not if it’s going from old mice to young mice. Then it seems accurate, per the report.

[Blood of Tyrants]

I ought to live forever because the government has been feeding me sh#t my whole life.

[itsahoot]

Let me grow old gracefully.

Nothing graceful about getting old believe me. Unless I grab a grocery basket or hang on to my wife, I look like a drunk trying to get into a store.

[itsahoot]

Popcorn: 1 or more rodent excreta pellets [i.e., mouse poop] are found in 1 or more subsamples

You realize that mouse turds and wheat grains are very near the same size right? The Ag department allows a certain amount of turds and bugs in flour because it is unavoidable. We live in a world of bugs seen and unseen get over it and develop immunity from most of them by not living in a sterile environment. I have had a fever once in 40 years until last week. I had a small stroke and spent a night in hospital, came home and second day back had a fever for most if afternoon on second day home, took some horse pills and got over by late afternoon.

[Basket_of_Deplorables]

I think in previous studies, poo from a fat specimen was inserted into a thin specimen. Sure enough, the thin one got fat. So they did it the other way, and the fat one got thin.

Weird stuff happening down there!

[HKMk23]

Hooo-boy! The you-know-who crowd is gonna be ALL OVER this one. Won’t be long and “Consumer Reports” will publish their “New Poo Review” about who’s got the best @#%t and where to get it.

The world’s gone stark raving mad.

[Candor7]

All you need is a needy teenager and a shoe horn?