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A Donkey Was Tied To A Tree.
Viral jokes ^ | 2021 | None

Posted on 04/12/2022 3:10:56 PM PDT by delta7

A donkey was tied to a tree.

A demon came and released it.

The donkey entered the field of a farmer and began to eat everything.

The farmer’s wife saw the donkey and was afraid that he would destroy the farm, took the rifle and killed him.

The donkey’s owner saw the dead donkey, got angry and also took his rifle and fired at the woman, killing her.

When the farmer got home and saw that his wife was dead, he killed the donkey’s owner.

The donkey owner’s sons seeing their dead father burned the farmer’s field.

The farmer in retaliation killed them.

When they asked the demon what he had done, he said:

– “I did nothing, I just released the donkey.”

Do you get it?


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS: chat; putinsfluffers; ukraine; vanity
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For all the Ukie Russo war cheerleaders, this fits to a tee. Don’t be deceived.
1 posted on 04/12/2022 3:10:56 PM PDT by delta7
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To: delta7

So at the end of the day, Putin will say: ‘I did nothing, I only ordered a “special military operation” to get rid of “Nazis”’.


2 posted on 04/12/2022 3:16:11 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: delta7

It’s a lot funnier if you substitute “Monkey” for “Donkey”.
Try it that way and see.

It’s funnier.


3 posted on 04/12/2022 3:19:05 PM PDT by humblegunner (Ain't drownin', Just wavin'...)
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To: delta7
I get it. Jao Bai-din said he and Hunter only made corrupt deals with Ukrainian companies and is not responsible for what happened afterwards.

I think Vindman said the same thing about Ukraine and his attempt to impeach President Trump.

I also understand that the Nazis tried the same excuse at Nuremberg I.

4 posted on 04/12/2022 3:21:25 PM PDT by T.B. Yoits
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To: humblegunner

It’s a lot funnier if you substitute “Manatee” for “Monkey”.
Try it that way and see.

It’s funnier.


5 posted on 04/12/2022 3:22:33 PM PDT by TexasGator (UF)
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To: delta7

Putin started a war. It’s really that simple.


6 posted on 04/12/2022 3:24:12 PM PDT by MercyFlush (The Soviet Empire is right now doing a dead cat bounce.)
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To: TexasGator

Manatees just flop around and gasp and are hard to tie to trees. Plus they heavy and stinky.

Monkeys are better.

I’m going with the monkeys on this one.


7 posted on 04/12/2022 3:26:18 PM PDT by humblegunner (Ain't drownin', Just wavin'...)
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To: Boogieman

Maybe at his trial, but I don’t think he’ll last that long. If he does, he’s done. Completely done. He is now a pariah.


8 posted on 04/12/2022 3:27:25 PM PDT by ALASKA (RESIST)
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To: humblegunner

“Manatees just flop around and gasp and are hard to tie to trees. Plus they heavy and stinky.”

That is why it is so funny!


9 posted on 04/12/2022 3:29:16 PM PDT by TexasGator (UF)
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To: TexasGator

Maybe if we had some monkees to wrangle the Manatees and
get ‘em in line and stop all that flopping....


10 posted on 04/12/2022 3:32:34 PM PDT by humblegunner (Ain't drownin', Just wavin'...)
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To: delta7

In the case of NATO, they not only released the Donkey, they led it to the farmer’s field, gave everyone involved weapons training and ammunition, provided intelligence on everybody’s locations, and then had their controlled media claim they did it “for the freedom of the donkey.”


11 posted on 04/12/2022 3:36:42 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: delta7

Chaos Butterfly!


12 posted on 04/12/2022 3:40:12 PM PDT by Born in 1950 (Anti left, nothing else.)
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To: delta7
6-E2-FB662-A925-4885-8-BD1-0-F27148-BDEED
13 posted on 04/12/2022 3:45:13 PM PDT by Born in 1950 (Anti left, nothing else.)
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To: delta7

How does this donkey joke fit the Ukraine - Putin war?

Putin acted all by his KGB lonesome. His decision to make war was for personal greed, ego and delusions of past Soviet grandeur. Ukraine provoked none of it. Putin invaded because he wanted to, not because he needed to.

The donkey joke has to do with how the actions of something small can lead to unintended consequence (cause and effect or action/reaction).

The joke relates in no way in having an allegorical interpretation that compares to Ukraine - Putin.

Putin made a decision, and was not caused by something. He made up his mind to invade Ukraine 20 years before Feb 24 2022. Putin is an opportunist and made sure his timing was to his advantage, not because his decision was caused. Like his invasion into Crimea Peninsula... Ukraine was all about timing and opportunity. Opportunity to take advantage of a weak US President and his past that allowed Putin to take Crimea in 2014.

Putin = Aggression + timing + opportunity... not analogous to some butterfly-effect Donkey joke.


14 posted on 04/12/2022 3:48:36 PM PDT by Bellagio
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To: MercyFlush
By your standard, Bush should have been tried as a war criminal, for invading Afghanistan. Perhaps he was, when I think about it. I guess I am too, because I initially supported that invasion. He had more evidence to invade Saudi Arabia, but that would have led to dire consequences for us had we gone after the nation that had so many of their citizens directly involved in 911.

Nothing is as simple as that, as you so naively boil it down to one factor, when many factors have been at play for years. There was a lot going on that led up to Putin's decision. One being the fomenting of the 2014 coup of a duly elected president in Ukraine

What you do not realize or accept is that we would have done the same thing had the tables been turned around and it was the U.S. that was being threatened by all the nations surrounding us turning communist, but never actually taking us on directly.

The treat of the spread of communism is what got us into Korea first, and then Vietnam later. Imagine what the response would have been had it been even closer to home. In fact, Cuba almost sent us into a nuclear war.

However, the bigger issue that escapes you completely, is that this is playing right into the hands of the global elites, and the Great Reset plan.

15 posted on 04/12/2022 4:01:11 PM PDT by Robert DeLong
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Manatees are heavy and stinky. Monkeys are better

If you've ever been up close to a monkey...nothing stinks worse than monkey. Nothing.

16 posted on 04/12/2022 4:01:44 PM PDT by Buttons12 ( )
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To: Buttons12

They are WAY more easy to handle than floppy-ass manatees.

Monkees EVERYTIME there’s a choice over Manatees.


17 posted on 04/12/2022 4:06:33 PM PDT by humblegunner (Ain't drownin', Just wavin'...)
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To: Robert DeLong

Afghanistan was legit, at least at first. Once the idiocy of nation building started was when that went off the rails.

I’d say there’s much more of a case for war crimes with what Obama and McCain did in both Libya and Syria. There was no critical national security interest for the US in either country and there still isn’t.


18 posted on 04/12/2022 4:11:15 PM PDT by MercyFlush (The Soviet Empire is right now doing a dead cat bounce.)
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To: Robert DeLong

The difference was and always will be the US formed an international coalition supported by the U.N.

Putin just wants Ukraine.

Do you not see that?

I find it hard to go back in history to find an action wherein the US unilaterally addressed an nation.


19 posted on 04/12/2022 4:14:43 PM PDT by Manly Warrior (US ARMY (Ret), "No Free Lunches for the Dogs of War" )
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To: humblegunner

And The Monkees music is upbeat and fun.

Here we come, walkin’ down the street.
We get the funniest looks from everyone we meet
Hey, hey, we’re the Monkees and people say we monkey around
But we’re too busy singing to put anybody down


20 posted on 04/12/2022 4:22:08 PM PDT by Betty Jane
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