Posted on 02/07/2022 7:34:06 AM PST by Red Badger
Comedian Heather McDonald hospitalized in Tempe, Arizona
McDonald collapsed and hit her head on the floor after she delivered her second joke: “I’m vaxxed, double vaxxed, boosted … and flu shot and shingle shot and haven’t gotten COVID and Jesus loves me most.”
As soon as she delivered the joke, she just collapsed and hit her head on the floor. Everyone thought at first it was all part of the act, but it was not. She was conscious, but clearly, all was not well. An EMT and a nurse happened to be in the audience … they rushed up on stage to provide first aid.
The 911 call came in as a seizure, but no one really knows yet. An ambulance came and paramedics tended to Heather. Heather tells TMZ she felt somewhat dizzy when she was on stage and then just collapsed.
She says it’s never happened to her before.
Full story at Daily Mail…
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10482575/Heather-McDonald-collapses-stage-taken-hospital-performing-Arizona.html
The almighty delivered the punchline on her joke.
If you lock your knees a for an extended period of standing up, you will faint. I have seen it happen. In the military they tell you DO NOT LOCK YOUR KNEES DURING FORMATIONS.......
NO! Don’t you know that before the vaccine, no one ever passed out! It never happened! Also, no one ever got sick and died. That only started happening after the vaccine was introduced. Before the vaccine, there were never any suspicious deaths. Everyone died of old age before the vaccine. Now if anyone dies before the age of 100 it’s absolutely, definitely, directly related to the vaccine. Don’t you know this? It’s accepted medical fact! /s
Mock the Lord some more...
We’ll see how smug she is on Judgement Day.
Still can’t match Dick Shawn’s finale (in show biz and life). During a San Diego performance in 1987, Shawn collapsed to the stage and remained motionless for five minutes. Audience assumed it was part of the act and when a stagehand appeared to see if Shawn was okay, they shouted suggestions like “grab his wallet.”
Finally, a doctor in the audience walked onto the stage, discovered he had no pulse and began administering CPR. The audience was removed from the auditorium as paramedics arrived. Shawn was transported to a local hospital where he was pronounced dead a short time later: https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1987-04-18-me-1079-story.html
Should also note that unlike Chelsea and Heather, Dick Shawn was actually funny. A wild man, but funny. He was banned from the Tonight Show when he trashed the set. Rich Little was guest hosting that night; it was a memorable show, to save the least.
You might be next buddy... unexpected deaths, miscarriages, and cancer diagnoses are up for the vaxxed. Best to keep a cautious eye out for yourself.
Karma is a bitch
That’s Heather MacDonald, not “Mc’’.
Btw I’ve read her book “The Diversity Delusion’’.
Excellent read.
RE: That’s Heather MacDonald, not “Mc’’.
MY mistake. 😃👍
I don’t think I know any of her work.
However I read the joke as making fun of people virtue signaling about the vax.
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God has a keen sense of humor from humans and those who are disrespectful of Him, and His People.
Some things we mere humans cannot bear to forgive can be placed upon Him and put in his weary hands to take.
Maybe those of us who pray should pray for Him to take away those people one by one whom we cannot bear, or forgive to forget.
I understand that word she uttered was: “Jesus loves me most....”
We know Jesus probably had enough of her.
I can imagine what Jesus though when He heard her running her mouth.... “To Hell With her!” and, her head hit rock bottom.
How will we “see” that?
On her “vaccinated and horny” tour. The jokes and irony write themselves.
“I’m vaxxed, double vaxxed, boosted … and flu shot and shingle shot and haven’t gotten COVID and Jesus loves me most.”
..........
I hope she learned Jesus will not be mocked.
So she played Tempe and died? Probably got one laugh.
Ever see the movie, Species?
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