DANG!
Posted on 01/26/2022 8:00:17 AM PST by george76
Washington D.C. strip clubs have allegedly been warned about employees not wearing masks.
The city recently published its latest data on businesses that have violated the mayor’s order on masks and vaccination requirements, and multiple strip clubs made appearances on the list.
Archibald’s, The Good Guys Restaurant and Camelot were all verbally warned for “Staff not wearing masks / Required signage not posted.”
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Seeing as how this scandal has seemingly rocked our nation’s capital, I had to find out whether or not the dancers are required to wear masks while losing the rest of their clothes.
After a quick phone call to one of the establishments, it was confirmed to me that the dancers are required by the city to wear masks, irregardless of how much or how little of other clothing they have on.
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At the time of publication, I have reached out to find out whether or not the dancers were the maskless employees, but I have not gotten a concrete answer to that question at this time.
One unnamed Washington D.C. hotshot did confirm to me that strippers are often seen maskless at local clubs while dancing and spending time with customers.
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Furthermore, if you don’t see the absurdity of strippers having to wear masks while dancing naked, I really don’t know what to tell you! If they’re not wearing clothes, it’s kind of hard to understand why they need to wear masks. Then again, logic is kind of out the window in Washington D.C. these days.
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I will make sure to update this piece as more information rolls in. Trust me when I say I will be monitoring all developments like a hawk!
Who else thought this was from the Babylon Bee?
The muslims will swarm in for this
Dance of the Eight Veils
Opportunity arises for not-so-good-looking gals with great bods to earn a buck.
If a nude stripper wears a mask is she really nude?
Except at the democrats club house sheets changed hourly.
> Could it be that genitalia doesn’t do a whole lotta breathing and coughing? I mean, typically, or usually, or normally?
Many years ago, before smoking was prohibited in such establishments, there was a stripper who could smoke a cigarette with her Hoohah. She would put the cigarette filter end slightly inside, the lit end would glow for a second, she would remove the cigarette, and her Hoohah would expel the smoke.
Not that I ever went there myself, of course. My buddy told me all about it. Yeah, my buddy, that’s the ticket.
use your g string on your face
i thought that was what OnlyFans was for-
I wonder if our records match Roman records on this issue.
With masks, can the dancers truly be called “topless”?
Make that Diversity, Inclusion and Equity (DIE).
Or Inclusion, Equity and Diversity (IED).
So, what does the stripper do? Move the G string up north to her face? I don’t think you will find many patrons objecting to that.
THAT is funny!!🤪
This post needs photos?
Well, the patrons really aren’t their to look at their faces . . .
DANG!
I sure did!
Eeeeww. The sick mask fetish continues.
I really miss John McAfee...
John McAfee, the tech pioneer behind one of the world’s first consumer anti-virus programs, was reportedly arrested in Norway this week for wearing a woman’s undergarment as a coronavirus mask. McAfee was ultimately released from a Norweigian jail after a brief stay.
According to a report by the New York Post, anti-virus software pioneer John McAfee was arrested by Norweigian law enforcement this week over his decision to wear a lacy thong as a coronavirus mask.
McAfee’s wife began posting updates from John’s account on Monday morning. She claimed that John would be released from jail after just a few days. “I’ll manage John’s account until he escapes (usual method), bribes someone (very quick – might be out in a few hours), retains the right lawyer (will be a few days) or becomes warden of the jail, in which case we will have to force him out,” Janice McAfee tweeted.
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