Posted on 01/26/2022 8:00:17 AM PST by george76
Washington D.C. strip clubs have allegedly been warned about employees not wearing masks.
The city recently published its latest data on businesses that have violated the mayor’s order on masks and vaccination requirements, and multiple strip clubs made appearances on the list.
Archibald’s, The Good Guys Restaurant and Camelot were all verbally warned for “Staff not wearing masks / Required signage not posted.”
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Seeing as how this scandal has seemingly rocked our nation’s capital, I had to find out whether or not the dancers are required to wear masks while losing the rest of their clothes.
After a quick phone call to one of the establishments, it was confirmed to me that the dancers are required by the city to wear masks, irregardless of how much or how little of other clothing they have on.
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At the time of publication, I have reached out to find out whether or not the dancers were the maskless employees, but I have not gotten a concrete answer to that question at this time.
One unnamed Washington D.C. hotshot did confirm to me that strippers are often seen maskless at local clubs while dancing and spending time with customers.
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Furthermore, if you don’t see the absurdity of strippers having to wear masks while dancing naked, I really don’t know what to tell you! If they’re not wearing clothes, it’s kind of hard to understand why they need to wear masks. Then again, logic is kind of out the window in Washington D.C. these days.
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I will make sure to update this piece as more information rolls in. Trust me when I say I will be monitoring all developments like a hawk!
get all the H.A.G.S. you want, just don’t get covid
This is the kind of insanity that will be detailed by historians in the future when studying the fall of the USA.
Are the politicians and lobbyists required to ‘mask up’ as well? Or are they exempt?
False advertising?
I guess they have run out of “hot” strippers. Now they’re probably butt ugly with a nice body....and you’ll never know.
“Archibald’s, The Good Guys Restaurant and Camelot”
No Bill Clinton’s?
I’m sure masks would be an improvement for some of the dancers.
The city consulted the eminent committee of witch-doctors, aka “the experts” on this.
Sounds like they’re running a harem. House of the seven veils?
Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion. Now the gals with “butter faces” can land a job in the entertainment industry.
Lap dances are probably not the same when the woman is masked
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Mask what?
Hmm. This stupidity is in the running with the “run at armed robbers while blowing a whistle” idiocy for the Annual Rat Idiot Award.
DC Mayor Bowser officiates maskless indoor wedding after reinstated mask mandate.
https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3981129/posts
Nice to see that DC is keeping essential businesses open.
Which orifices must be masked?
Wow, now you can be a stripper and a butter face
“If they’re not wearing clothes, it’s kind of hard to understand why they need to wear masks...”
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Well, duh! Could it be that genitalia doesn’t do a whole lotta breathing and coughing? I mean, typically, or usually, or normally?
Come on guys...I give up. What’s the real reason/answer?
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